(!) My updated list of internet bros (!)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:23 am

poptart
War Wagon
Papa Willie
*trev

This is a very selective list. One must work hard to achieve selection.

*chicks are eligible

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:41 am

I never make any lists.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:58 am

I was on the Dean's Other List at the University of Maine.

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:19 am

Smackie Chan wrote:I never make any lists.

Except maybe a shit list

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:33 am

You two know where you stand with me.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:33 am

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:59 am

I'd buy poptart and Wags a pint anytime, pure class. Trev's crazy and shutyomouth's too southern.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:59 am

son-of-a-bitch

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Dec 01, 2013 2:00 am

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 2:24 am

Mgo, poptart, wags and spray are my internet bros.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Dec 01, 2013 3:05 am

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 3:09 am

Do you want to be my bro too?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Dec 01, 2013 3:40 am

Excuse me...I have to be away from my computer for a little while...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:54 am

Yeah, I'm your bro', Mgo.

But your beloved Grandmother is my sis', bless her heart -- leaving much of her estate for her God Hates Fags church.

Why leave it for her children?

A son will fritter it away on booze, smokes, pornography, $3.99 per minute websites, sex toys, dope - perhaps, ballgame tickets - which glorify violence and are a celebration of testosterone.
A girl rips right through it on slut-wear, forbidden earrings, unnecessary home appliances - like a washer and dryer. Wash it by hand and hang it, Princess. It won't kill you.
A grandkid blows it on a stupid Xbox -- the tool of the devil.

I'd like to shake her hand.

One day I'll see her.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 3:51 pm

Everyone but pooptah are my favorite bro's :grin:

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:38 pm

It's good to make this list but even better is knowing that w/o Mgo's radio show, I woulda' never heard of this band. And not just me, I hooked some friends at work up who had never heard of them either and now I'm on their RL bro list, if I wasn't already.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:21 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:poptart
War Wagon
Papa Willie
*trev

This is a very selective list. One must work hard to achieve selection.

*chicks are eligible

You only included trev in a lame attempt to appear "not gay".

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:40 pm

Damn, dude. I thought we were (unofficial) bros? :|

That's it, I'm not pulling for Stanford anymore.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:46 pm

War Wagon wrote:It's good to make this list but even better is knowing that w/o Mgo's radio show, I woulda' never heard of this band. And not just me, I hooked some friends at work up who had never heard of them either and now I'm on their RL bro list, if I wasn't already.

Please make it stop.

The vocals never find the correct key EVER, and there's more wrong notes hit than correct ones.

Wasn't a fan 15 years ago, and nothing has changed. Every live clip I've ever heard hasn't just been bad, it's been fucking awful.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 01, 2013 6:04 pm

Man. Not making "The List" sure brings out a lot of butthurt.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 7:00 pm

Dinsdale wrote: Please make it stop.

The vocals never find the correct key EVER, and there's more wrong notes hit than correct ones.

Wasn't a fan 15 years ago, and nothing has changed. Every live clip I've ever heard hasn't just been bad, it's been fucking awful.

I suppose they are an acquired taste and if all I had ever heard were their live stuff I might not be sold either. Perhaps they are more of a studio band, I dunno, but they do a passable cover of "Free Bird". Just the mere thought of somebody trying to do that pisses me off but they somehow pull it off.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:32 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Damn, dude. I thought we were (unofficial) bros? :|

That's it, I'm not pulling for Stanford anymore.

Hey, it was just an observation.

When did I say there was anything wrong with being gay?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:46 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
War Wagon wrote:It's good to make this list but even better is knowing that w/o Mgo's radio show, I woulda' never heard of this band. And not just me, I hooked some friends at work up who had never heard of them either and now I'm on their RL bro list, if I wasn't already.

Please make it stop.

The vocals never find the correct key EVER, and there's more wrong notes hit than correct ones.

Wasn't a fan 15 years ago, and nothing has changed. Every live clip I've ever heard hasn't just been bad, it's been fucking awful.

Dude clammed the 3rd and 4th notes from the start, made a few measures then clams it again. Cannot even get one bar without sounding like that ??

Get off the fucking stage.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:59 pm

Mikey wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Damn, dude. I thought we were (unofficial) bros? :|

That's it, I'm not pulling for Stanford anymore.
Hey, it was just an observation.

When did I say there was anything wrong with being gay?

Do you want my fucking number or something?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:34 pm

Sorry, not looking to hook up with guys. To each your own, though.

Just keep pulling for Stanford, OK?
They need all the respect they can get, especially considering the point spreads.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 02, 2013 4:51 pm

If MSU plays Stanford in the Rose Bowl, I'll jizz enough for Screwey to earn 36 hours of OT.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:45 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If MSU plays Stanford in the Rose Bowl, I'll jizz enough for Screwey to earn 36 hours of OT.

Either you underestimate screwy's jizz cleanup skills or you have to carry around your sack in one of those giant dump trucks they use in strip mines.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:59 pm

smackaholic wrote: Either you underestimate screwy's jizz cleanup skills or you have to carry around your sack in one of those giant dump trucks they use in strip mines.

It's the latter. Here is MGO from a photo taken a few years ago:

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 7:21 pm

MGO is balck? I thought he was Asian?

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:11 pm

He was born with a hi pity hop

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Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:06 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
One Neil Young is all this world needs.

While Neil may not be the king of nailing it, at least he isn't tone deaf.

Bad comparison.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:45 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll jizz enough for Screwey to earn 36 hours of OT.

So you're Built to Spill?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:35 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
One Neil Young is all this world needs.

While Neil may not be the king of nailing it, at least he isn't tone deaf.

Bad comparison.

It is a bad comparison, and I like Neil Young quite well. You asked me to please make it stop and since you asked so nicely, that's what I did.

Tone deaf? You really asked for it, feller.

Here's the studio version I think Mgo first played in chat radio that had me scrambling to find out more about this band. And hey, they're pretty close to being a U&L band. Give it a listen.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:11 am

Don't bother, Wags. Why make it some pursuit to get others to like what you like? Especially when their mind is already made up, and not out of any genuine hatred for the thing they're insulting, but out of their constant need to play the role of contrarian. It's an attention whoring thing.

LOOK AT ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND MY SUPERIOR OPINION!! YOU CAN'T LIKE SOMETHING IF I DON'T LIKE IT!

Besides, I've seen Dinsdale's, uhh, pedestrian taste in music. Whatever he doesn't issue is reason enough for me to give it a listen.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:24 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Especially when their mind is already made up

Yes it is... since about the mid-90's. They ain't exactly new on the scene, and I'd love to like them, since they play shows here quite frequently.

Wags -- if a band sounds good in a studio effort, and struggle to hit one right note on stage... guess what?

And I won't say anything yet, since the deal isn't sealed, but I might well be issuing an awesome band tomorrow in a small club that belies their popularity (for all of 3 bucks, no less). Hopefully, they're not a product of studio tricks (although I guess Danger Mouse is a good guy to mask a lack of live ability).

I'll keep you posted, since you care.

BTW -- amazing array of shows here this month.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:49 am

They're a great live band. You wouldn't know that because you haven't seen them 'cept for a couple grainy YouTube vids, which clearly makes you an authority on their live performances.

Doug Martsch isn't exactly a classically trained vocalist, no arguments there. BTS are just a bunch of balding, bearded old dudes who like to rock out. They aren't trying to win any contests on The Voice.

You can have your polished cookie cutter rock. I prefer a more raw sound. Different strokes.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:58 am

music fight!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:00 am

BTW, is anybody else listening to B_Smack's radio show right now?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:07 am

Huh? When am I not listening to Bsmack's show?

4 Hours of Live Pink Floyd - aka 4HOLPF

It's not just a setlist, it's a way of life.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:13 am

All I know is that when I see the (!) tag, I was expecting something different.

Screw needs to be punched in the shithole with a knife.