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Team sparty.

I'm prepared to hand out some Spartan swag to all my SEC homies for next Saturday. Granted, at about 7:30 ET, either Auburn fans or Mizzou fans will be totally indifferent to the outcome of the B1G ccg and will begin drinking themselves into a stupor the rest of the evening. Nevertheless...

Carson strikes me as a man of simple but sharp taste. For you, a traditional hoodie:



It could get all the way down to 60 degrees in Alabammer, so I don't want you to get cold.


For my boy War Wagon, you get one of these in a size smedium, so you can rock those guns of yours:




Truman will look good in a Gruff Sparty tee:




Trev, I'm not sure what skin you have in this game, but you're welcome aboard the bandwagon. And for you, I'm thinking something...low cut:




Spray, I couldn't find anything in XXXL so here's a snuggie:

Full disclosure...I'm rooting against tOSU on Saturday moreso than I'm pulling for State. It's the lesser of two evils to see State win and go to the Rose Bowl than see Urban run the table again and get a shot at the title. State looks like the more complete team and Dantonio is a crusty scouling bastard but he's far more likeable than the other guy. I think most old timey football people would rather see a tough defense beat a razzle-dazzle offense...you want to see the B1G still have play big boy football only with less NFL talent and speed than the SEC. A Stanford-MSU Rose Bowl would be a wet dream for dudes who still love that brand of ball.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm prepared to hand out some Spartan swag to all my SEC homies for next Saturday. Granted, at about 7:30 ET, either Auburn fans or Mizzou fans will be totally indifferent to the outcome of the B1G ccg and will begin drinking themselves into a stupor the rest of the evening. Nevertheless...

I'll be in a drunken stupor either way, the only question being will I be a happy drunk or a mean drunk. I prefer to believe I'll be exceedingly happy.

Go Sparty!!!

We'll take our shirts now, darlin'. Congrats. :)

Nice win MGO!!!
Le-gends!.... Le-gends!.... Le-gends!

Cornhusker wrote:Nice win MGO!!!
Le-gends!.... Le-gends!.... Le-gends!

i laughed. props to sparty and spray blowing cocks.

Papa Willie wrote:I just got me a 15th favorite cfb team. War fucking Sparty!!!!

FTFY.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:I just got me a 15th favorite cfb team. War fucking Sparty!!!!

FTFY.

You bumped a month-old thread for that "shot"? Good God, you suck like no other.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:I just got me a 15th favorite cfb team. War fucking Sparty!!!!

FTFY.

You bumped a month-old thread for that "shot"? Good God, you suck like no other.

Don't get your Depends in a bunch, Gramps. The thread was still on Page One.

And SECBSH smack is pretty common in this forum, last I checked, anyway.

It doesn't matter what page it was on. It's not like you haven't posted in other threads in the meantime. Quit telling yourself you know how to run "smack". Tard.