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Yeah...let's just pretend the ionosphere doesn't even exist...

Isolation from other latitudes seems like a good thing right now.

yeah, it's January and it's fucking cold, who knew?

So this cold snap is due to farts making their way into space?

Sorry for eating all those beans, fellers.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Yeah...let's just pretend the ionosphere doesn't even exist...

It does but its car wouldn't start this morning. I hope mine does. Ten below here. At least it's a dry cold.

mvscal wrote:Ten below here. At least it's a dry cold.

I hear you really don't start feeling it until it hits the -20 level.....

stay warm and hope your car doesn't crap out on you.....

-16 on the way to work this morning. It felt a little brisk.

High in the 60's today but it'll be raining all day.
High of 8 tomorrow with sheets of ice everywhere.

Cold temps I can handle.
Icy roads? Fuck that.

I am sure there will be some libtard smarty pants in shortly to 'splain why global warming errrrrr climate change is a cause of this historically cold weather.

Low 30's in the morning, upper 40's in the afternoon.

Pretty typical, except it hasn't rained much.

Enjoy your hellholes.

If I wasn't injured, I'd probably go play some golf.

Marty: is it true that there is a patch of snow somewhere in northern Canada that never melts and grows every year?

KC Scott wrote:The polar vortex usually stays in Canada. Rarely it will migrate south.
They are white & furry and can reach 8' tall when on hind legs.
Dangerous and with a voracious appetite, they will eat the seals off your car

Hmm. Don't know about the polar vortex and its migrational habits.
The grizzly vortex can be rather tenacious though and it is hell on trout.
Shouldn't poke it with a stick either.

On a side note, would somebody please give Dan Vogel a stick and point him toward the national forest.
Just tell him Smokey likes that sort of thing.

Sudden Sam wrote:

jiminphilly wrote:High in the 60's today but it'll be raining all day.
High of 8 tomorrow with sheets of ice everywhere.

Cold temps I can handle.
Icy roads? Fuck that.

No idea how you folks deal with that crap. Snow and ice all over the roads? You can have it.

Makes for good football games, though. Just ask the Detroit Lions.

High 70s to the low 40s here.

Fuck this cold snap. I have to change to sweats at sundown these days.

Could use a little rain though. Ima have to turn on the irrigation this week.

I was going to do a "Snowpocalypse" PET, but decided against it.

Snow in places where it snows a lot isn't news.

Sudden Sam wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:-16 on the way to work this morning. It felt a little brisk.

I would think once it gets to around -2, you really don't notice another 15 or 20 degree drop.

Sorta like here when it's 90 and then it climbs to 100, we just peel another layer of skin off.

It was up to -12 when I was out at lunch. I still zipped up my coat.

When I was a kid I had a morning Syracuse Post-Standard paper route on the North Side. One morning the air temperature was -25ºF. No wind chill BS back then. I bundled up and went out to pick up my papers from the drop off spot. I began to deliver my route as usual. I began to run into problems breathing though the wool scarf I had over my mouth. It kept getting clogged with little ice balls from the moisture of my breath. Eventually I also had problems as my eyelids began to freeze up. I may have delivered about 1/4 of my 80 paper route when I decided it was futile. I dumped the rest of my papers in a snow bank and went home to warm up. My boss only got one complaint that day from someone who did not get a paper. Asshole.

Papa Willie wrote:Pussies.

Who you talking to, tubby? Most of us don't have 12 inches of blubber to keep us warm.

Interesting image from wunderground.com.

BTW---keeping warmer is all about a favorable surface area to body volume ratio. Works against big people when its hot.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I was going to do a "Snowpocalypse" PET, but decided against it.

Snow in places where it snows a lot isn't news.

No, but the coldest temps/wind chill in 20 years over much of the country certainly is. Maybe you could do a PET of a thermometer.

I've got a metal stamping vendor near the windy city who can't get many employees to come to work, much less truckloads of steel in or out.

Rather than "Snowpocalypse" they're calling it "Chiberia".

He's got a point though. A key part of being a cold weather tough-guy, is don't talk about cold weather.

The "Polar Vortex..."



What is the empty space in Gobbles McTubesteak's dome?

...as opposed to a "Polack Vortex"...which exists in toddowen's dome.

I hate this global warming!


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Just checked the temp in my aunt's town of Racine, Wisconsin... -14º. That'll freeze your kringle off!

Rack Diego, but unrack your checkpoint take.

A socialist snow removal crew would be 40 shovel jockeys working for 15 minutes a day.

Capitalism designed and built that snow plow.

Eat a (boy's) dick, diego.

Carson wrote:Capitalism designed and built that snow plow.

Oh reeeeally?! To nobody's surprise, you're quite slow on the uptake. Obviously your eyes work as well as your brains...which means dismally.

Eat a (boy's) dick, diego.

Carson advocates pedophilia. There's a shocker (not).

No thanks. I don't operate like the sicko that you are.

War Wagon wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I was going to do a "Snowpocalypse" PET, but decided against it.

Snow in places where it snows a lot isn't news.

No, but the coldest temps/wind chill in 20 years over much of the country certainly is. Maybe you could do a PET of a thermometer.

Bitch please.

sin

The 70s

Carson wrote:A socialist snow removal crew

Lighthouses on Lake Michigan:










The end is nigh!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Lighthouses on Lake Michigan:










The end is nigh!

Thank God that's just ice otherwise I'd need a bigger mop.

- Screwy

jiminphilly wrote:Thank God that's just ice otherwise I'd need a bigger mop.- Screwy

Indeed. I can imagine Screwy took one look at those pics and just swooned in a feverish froth of awe.

His mop is fully erect.

Diego in Seattle wrote:

Eat a (boy's) dick, diego.

Carson advocates pedophilia. There's a shocker (not).

No thanks. I don't operate like the sicko that you are.

So, after 10+ years of dealing with false allegations of pedophilia, sucking it up after literally hundreds of "little boys" barbs, this decade of unaddressed seething rage finally bursts forth...

with some IKYABWAI.

Whoa.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Pussies.

Who you talking to, tubby? Most of us don't have 12 inches of blubber to keep us warm.

Most of us don't have 12 inches of cock pounding them in the ass to keep us warm like you do, Mr. Skinny.

Interesting fantasy. How many inches of cock do you have pounding you in the ass?

Should call this thread "The KC Vortex." It's sucking everyone in.

Dinsdale wrote:Should call this thread "The KC Vortex." It's sucking everyone in.

Quite true. In fact, you could say that the IKYABWAI Force is strong in this thread...heh heh!

sin,


The patron saint of KC

Dinsdale wrote:Should call this thread "The KC Vortex." It's sucking everyone in.

I'm not going anywhere near this one...

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:
Interesting fantasy. How many inches of cock do you have pounding you in the ass?

You're better than IKYABWAI shit, dude. Come on.

I guess I misunderstood. When you said "Most of us don't have 12 inches of cock pounding them in the ass", I thought you were complaining that you had less than 12 inches of cock pounding you in the ass. My bad.