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Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:49 pm
88 wrote:
At mvscal's house:
Knock, knock.
[sound of gunshot through door]
Did his black boyfriend have a gun?
At 88s:
Knock knock (on the side of a tree out in the hills)
(The sounds of banjo music and a pig squealing)
Derron
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by Derron » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:55 pm
Moving Sale wrote: Did his black boyfriend have a gun?
Yes, he does. Pointed at your pin head while holding his black cock in his hand saying " Suck this, you little bitch"
You should understand fairly well and easily comply. Might even be one of your
clients .
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote:
Is your anus quivering?
Wolfman
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by Wolfman » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:05 pm
Things must be slow up there in Ohio. Cabin fever setting in? BTW--I really do not have much of a front porch as such.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Derron
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by Derron » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:40 pm
Take the goddamn Christmas wreath down. That was over 2 1/2 months ago.
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote:
Is your anus quivering?
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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by MgoBlue-LightSpecial » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:51 pm
At BSmack's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
I want my 15 dollars!
At War Wagon's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
I know...
I know who?
I know you are but what am I?
At TVO's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
White Cock.
What? I specifically ordered black cock!!
No, I mean it's me. White Cock.
Wolfman
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by Wolfman » Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:45 pm
Old photo, but I believe it is MrsO's spring wreath.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
War Wagon
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by War Wagon » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:33 am
At War Wagon's house:
Knock, knock.
[silence]
[much louder]Knock, knock[/much louder]
Who's there?
Smackie Chan
Almost 4:30, I think.
I have no idea what this means, especially since it's usually me knocking on Smackie Chan's door.
smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:04 am
might as well beat you sumbitches to the punch.....
smackaholic's house-
Knock knock.
(Sound of door falling off hinges)
or maybe......
Fuck that, I ain't even gonna bother knocking. no fukking way anybody lives there.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
poptart
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by poptart » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:09 am
RACK 88!
Derron wrote: goddamn Christmas
:|
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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by MgoBlue-LightSpecial » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:06 pm
Knock, Knock: Halloween Edition
At Left Seater's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!
I DON'T DO HANDOUTS! GET A JOB YOU LIBERAL LEECHES!!
At Diego's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!
War Wagon
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by War Wagon » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:20 pm
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: At Left Seater's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!
I DON'T DO HANDOUTS! GET A JOB YOU LIBERAL LEECHES!!
More like:
"
What side of the tracks do you live on?
smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:05 pm
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: At Left Seater's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!
Lift those fukking masks. I need to know which candy bowl to grab.
yet another FTFY
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Jay in Phoenix
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by Jay in Phoenix » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:46 pm
At 88's house:
Knock, knock.
88: Who's there?
It's Moving Sale. People keep piling on
with these stupid knock knock jokes
and I'm not happy.
88: Well which dwarf are you then?
At 88's house again:
Knock, knock.
88: Ah crap, what have I started...who's there?
Door swings wide open to
this
88: Ahhhh! Thank god I'm not AP!
mvscal
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by mvscal » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:50 pm
~mumble, mumble~
Knock..wha? Shit, nigga. I thaw you say Nog Cock.
I
DID ...now give it here, niqqer or I'll fucking SUE you!!! I'm a
lawyer , you vapid fuckhole."
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pm Unlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
trev
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by trev » Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:24 pm
Moving Sales apartment:
~Knock Knock~
Who's there?
Your court appointed client
Hang on, I'm sharpening my skills on T1B-
I just called someone a fat, stupid, bitch. *har* *har*
Left Seater
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by Left Seater » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:12 am
I laffed.
It would actually go something more like this at the Seaters.
-Knock Knock-
pause
-Knock Knock-
-Mrs Seater: Were you expecting anyone?
-Lefty: Nope.
-Knock Knock-
-Knock Knock-
Mrs Seater: Get 'em Madeline.
Madeline: Bark bark bark, growl, bark bark bark...Sniff...bark bark bark...
Mrs Seater: Good girl Maddy. Leave it.
*Madeline is the Seaters 75 lb boxer
Moving Sale wrote: I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
Left Seater
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by Left Seater » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:54 pm
That was funny Sam. But no we don't keep a small child around the house.
Ours is of the four leg canine variety.
Moving Sale wrote: I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
Screw_Michigan
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by Screw_Michigan » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:56 pm
Left Seater wrote: But no we don't keep a small child around the house.
You should look into it. It would probably make it easier for you to discriminate against local balcks when you're out jetsetting around the A.
kcdave wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Left Seater
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by Left Seater » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:14 pm
Man you are slow or racist.
Again it isn't balck people, it is the illegal Hispanic folks.
Also, how does having a child help one to discriminate against anyone? Can't wait to hear this one. The fact you have even given this a second of thought is very disturbing.
Moving Sale wrote: I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
Carson
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by Carson » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:40 pm
Left Seater wrote: That was funny Sam. But no we don't keep a small child around the house.
Too easy...must resist......
AWW, fuckit:
You don't know what you're missing.
sin,
Child Snatcher in Seattle.
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:30 pm
Carson, please...leave the jokes to the professionals...
...or I'll have my union goons rough you up!
:x
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.