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Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:30 am
by Left Seater
Sounds like the next troll stop.
Just don't have it during football season, cause I am a greedy mofo and would like to attend.
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:51 am
by Carson
Is that dude puking or looking for a husband?
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:54 pm
by BSmack
I saw a 50+ year old dude driving a 944 on 490 in Rochester. I laughed.
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Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:51 pm
by smackaholic
If you are going to get a Porsche, get a real Porsche. Either a 911 or a Boxster/Cayman.
That thing is a fukking SUV. A small, probably real nice SUV, but, an SUV nonetheless.
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:02 pm
by Screw_Michigan
90% of the people driving the Porsche SUV in (guess where) are women.
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:07 pm
by Mikey
In that price range you really should check out a Tesla Model S.
http://www.motortrend.com/oftheyear/car ... a_model_s/
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:26 am
by Dinsdale
Scott -- Your info is outdated.
True, they don't have "dealerships" -- they call them "stores." There's one in a bigazz mall right up the road from me.
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:40 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screw_Michigan wrote:90% of the people driving the Porsche SUV in (guess where) are women.
And the 10% are over-compensating for their tiny junk.
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:54 am
by Dinsdale
MGO beat me to it -- I have enough penis that I don't really give a fuck what I drive.
Riddle me this -- if a guy has a miniature cock, why would he advertise it by driving a jacked-up truck which he tools around in with his vicious pitbull?
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:35 am
by Screw_Michigan
Tesla doesn't use dealers. Hence the whole situation in Jersey. Don't see what there is to argue about.
Oh yeah, Chris Christie: Another free market loving, capitalist conservative cracking down on innovation and ingenuity. Just another pro-business GOPtard.
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:05 am
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:Oh yeah, Chris Christie: Another free market loving...
Uhm... no.
A Crony Capitalist from the established GOP, which is just as lame as a Crony Capitalist from the D's.
POS.
But I can list at least 500 POS's that grift in MOTHERFUCKING DC!
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:59 pm
by Goober McTuber
88 wrote:I am looking at a Porsche. Even the name causes a stirring in my nether region. I drove a shit 944 back in the day. It was a Volkswagen from a different mother. It sucked. But I loved it anyway.
I'm guessing that was a 914. I sold cars at a Porsche-Audi-Volkswagen-BMW dealership back in the day. The 944 was very nice, reasonably priced sports car with no Volkswagen parts. Perfect for the child of your average cardiac surgeon. I'm pretty sure the 914 actually ran a VW engine.
The 924 was a piece of shit, but it was still all Porsche shit.
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:14 pm
by Moving Sale
I went with the 29 yo girlfriend route, but then I was never stupid enough to get married in the first place.
Re: Porsche Macan
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:35 am
by Dinsdale
Goober McTuber wrote:The 924 was a piece of shit, but it was still all Porsche shit.
Totally incorrect.
A 924 was an Audi Fox with a different body. Exact same except for cosmetics.
914 was a demon on a tight road. They were great cars. Had a slightly hopped up Type 2 (VW Bus) engine. Unless you had a 1970 with the small (2 liter?) Porsche 6 banger (was just talking with my old buddy about his dad's old one. Neighbor he sold it to completely restored it).