#4

[smackaholic]

UCONN!!!! UCONN!!! UCONN!!!!

[smackaholic]

And the chicks will do it tomorrow. Only school to do it.....twice.

[smackaholic]

Napier is just fukking evil. How the fukk do you throw up fade away NBA (plus about 3 ft) 3s all night long.

[smackaholic]

I watched it. Rack UConn. Rack Calipari (classy post-game interview). But FUCK Jim Nantz. Why wasn't that dude on Flight MH370? Spaghetti Monster, please make certain that immensely boring twat gets hit in the throat with an errant drive during practice for The Masters.

Calipari was classy. He could have just said "if you shoot free throws like a special olympics team, you lose". They were alledgely the best FT team in the country. They absolutely sucked donkey dick last night. It was the difference.

Still not sure I like KO as a coach as he still sounds like an LA hood rat, but, I guess he isn't paid to talk well. Good to see coach Calhoun there looking surprisingly healthy. Proly helps when it's no longer your job to scream non-stop for an hour or two.

And yes, an errant drive to the throat of Jim Nancy would not suck, just so long as it completely pulverizes his larynx rendering him a mute for eternity.

[smackaholic]

One more thing. Rack Napier or whoever the fukk it was that told the NCAA to go fukk itself for banning them last season even though they had nothing to do with it.

I agree with this for a few reasons. First off the "student athlete" sham is a joke. These fukkers are b-ball players honing their skills for the NBA. Those skills do not include getting basketweaving degrees. 3th, if you must punish them, hit them in the wallet directly. Do not penalize the kid that happens to be there at the time. Tell them they can play, but they don't get a cent of TV revenue out of it. And, damn, there sure the fukk is TV revenue. It seemed like 30 seconds of ball, 3 minutes of commercial, all the way through the second half.

[Goober McTuber]

Nice to see the one-and-dones leave without a title. Thanks for that, UConn. That smarmy cheater Calipari can go fuck himself. Did he ever explain the little "tweak" he claimed he made late in the season?

[smackaholic]

A team full of one and dones going down is always a good thing for NCAA bball. Reminds me of the Michigan team back in 90-91. That was the last time I rooted for Duke.

[Dan Vogel]

Congratulations to UCONN. I watched with my son until haftime and then saw the final score this morning. Deserving champions and for the second time in four years. They have a good thing going.

[smackaholic]

Wonder if any of the Kentucky kids will say, fukk it, lets come back and win this thing next year. Not sure Calipari has the juice to pull that off.

I am sitting here listening to the WTIC 9-12 dude who usually talks politics and he is talking about the game and making some good points. Better than the idiots who are supposed to be experts.

KO has that special something. He was cut by something like 348 different teams in his NBA career, but, he kept coming back. He brings that same attitude to coaching. He kept those kids there who very easily could have walked when the NCAA butfukked him in the mouf last year. I said earlier that I didn't much care for the fact that he still sounds like that ghetto rat from LA. Maybe that is his ace in the hole. He still is that ghetto rat and he is a stone cold fukking warrior who will get kids to follow him to hell if he asks them. If he can be that guy, the one who turns one and dones into 2, 3 or 4 and dones with a few titles under their belts, he could make being a UConn fan really, really fun. Not that it hasn't been.

Now we just need to get a real conference to pick them up. Or maybe they can just build one, the way G-town, 'nova, the 'cuse, UConn and a few others did, 30 years ago.

[Dinsdale]

But they won't. And WGARA. They'll fail in the NBA and be on the dole in no time.

For sure.

Sin,
Anthony Davis, Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Marquis Teague

[BSmack]

Sounds like Calipari is headed to the Lakers from what I heard this morning.

Considering how fucked the Lakers are with Kobe's new deal, THAT ought to be interesting.

[Dinsdale]

He was just on ESPN saying he definitely wasn't leaving Kentucky.

[Goober McTuber]

Calipari will never go back to the NBA unless it's a situation where he can win right away.

Yeah, Dins, and coaches never lie about that shit.

[Screw_Michigan]

Reminds me of the Michigan team back in 90-91. That was the last time I rooted for Duke.

90-91 was BEFORE the Fab Five, idiot.

[Screw_Michigan]

UCunt won because they picked up Karl Hobbs and Lasan Kromah off the GW scrap heap.

[Goober McTuber]

If those freshmen DO come back

There's a greater possibility that you'll ever see your dick again without a mirror.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Did he ever explain the little "tweak" he claimed he made late in the season?

An extra 0 on the deposit slip?

[smackaholic]

Reminds me of the Michigan team back in 90-91. That was the last time I rooted for Duke.

90-91 was BEFORE the Fab Five, idiot.

So, I was a year or three off. What fukking ever.

Whenever it was, that was the last time I was happy to see Duke win. I think 90 or 91 was the year that UNLV juggernaut got rolled by the dukies.

[Goober McTuber]

If those freshmen DO come back

There's a greater possibility that you'll ever see your dick again without a mirror.

Sounds like there's a good chance you'd be willing to stand there with said mirror, though. Leave me and my cock alone today, ancient one.

Pretty funny, coming from a homo-obsessed shit-fetishist.

[titlover]

Fuck dude - have you had like a small stroke?

every time he jerks off

[Goober McTuber]

Oh, look. A twitlover sighting. I guess .net must be down.

[Goober McTuber]

Fuck dude - have you had like a small stroke?

Are you mildly retarded? Seriously.

[Goober McTuber]

Fuck dude - have you had like a small stroke?

Are you mildly retarded? Seriously.

Drink plenty of water and try not to get hurt.

Confirmed, then.