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Hey guys!

I'm organizing a troll stop at a luxurious resort in Casa Del Todd's Dome. Date to be determined, but sometime in May or June.

Events will include bridge bungee jumping, live music by Suicidal Tendencies and a Fred Astaire movie marathon. We'll also have a Judy Garland dress-up contest. Whoever gets drunk, smears their makeup, and cries themselves to sleep in the fetal position the fastest wins!

Please RSVP in this thread. TIA.

In.

I guess this means I have to put together the goodie bags.

Goober McTuber wrote:I guess this means I have to put together the goodie bags.

Will they be waxed? If so I'm am most definitely NOT in.

Other events and games will include:

Smack-A-Bitch (similar to Whack-A-Mole). We will need female volunteers for this game (sup trev?).

Three-Legged Rape Race: A good old fashioned three-legged race, but with a large sweaty hairy guy chasing after you with duct tape and chloroform! What fun!

Ball Gag Telephone. A favorite childhood game with a twist!

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I guess this means I have to put together the goodie bags.

Will they be waxed? If so I'm am most definitely NOT in.

Yours will definitely be covered in coarse and curly hair, sailor.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Other events and games will include:

Smack-A-Bitch (similar to Whack-A-Mole). We will need female volunteers for this game (sup trev?).

Three-Legged Rape Race: A good old fashioned three-legged race, but with a large sweaty hairy guy chasing after you with duct tape and chloroform! What fun!

Ball Gag Telephone. A favorite childhood game with a twist!

Also -

Spy on Your Low Life Neighbor - Each contestant will be provided with a digital camera. First one to get a pic of their neighbor urinating in the yard receives a sawed off shotgun, a bench vice and a three foot piece of string.

I like the way you think, Mikey.

We could also have an Upskirt PET Contest. Chowd Land would be the perfect place for it too:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... l/6093119/

Papa Willie wrote:If Goobs goes, he'll show up naked & in a coffin.

IN.

-bobinsorryexcuseny

Well, if Fatspray's not showing up, you better call the caterer and and dial back the food order by 60-70%.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Ball Gag Telephone. A favorite childhood game with a twist!

Mikey wrote:
Also -

Spy on Your Low Life Neighbor - Each contestant will be provided with a digital camera. First one to get a pic of their neighbor urinating in the yard receives a sawed off shotgun, a bench vice and a three foot piece of string.

What does suckaholic's house have to do with this? :x

Goober McTuber wrote:Yours will definitely be covered in coarse and curly hair, sailor.

Oh there is no doubt of that, I'm rather proud of the foliage. It's amazing what a little creative manscaping can accomplish.

You just stick to the waxworks and grossing folks out on the beaches. Heck, you could probably use your style and technique for one of the Todd Troll Stop events. Frightening people to death with your droopy, vein riddled shiny goody bags as they flop around in the naked three-legged race.

You'll definitely win first place. Go Team Goobs!!!

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Yours will definitely be covered in coarse and curly hair, sailor.

Oh there is no doubt of that, I'm rather proud of the foliage. It's amazing what a little creative manscaping can accomplish.

You just stick to the waxworks and grossing folks out on the beaches. Heck, you could probably use your style and technique for one of the Todd Troll Stop events. Frightening people to death with your droopy, vein riddled shiny goody bags as they flop around in the naked three-legged race.

You'll definitely win first place. Go Team Goobs!!!

Oh, dear. I misunderstood. Goodie bags at the previous trollstop contained "snacks, a horn, music and more", and I had no problem adding hair to yours. Your idea of "goody bag" involves male genitalia. Not down.



Sorry, Fatspray, my coffin is not THAT large.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Mikey wrote:
Also -

Spy on Your Low Life Neighbor - Each contestant will be provided with a digital camera. First one to get a pic of their neighbor urinating in the yard receives a sawed off shotgun, a bench vice and a three foot piece of string.

What does suckaholic's house have to do with this? :x

Sorry, but my shanty is a cape cod. Not exactly sure WTF that sorta ranch style thing is.

Goober McTuber wrote:[Oh, dear. I misunderstood. Goodie bags at the previous trollstop contained "snacks, a horn, music and more", and I had no problem adding hair to yours. Your idea of "goody bag" involves male genitalia. Not down.

Goober, in reality, my "idea" of a goody bag is just that, a gift bag for people to have as a token to remind and reward them for participating in an event.

However, as you are ever so fond of reminding us all of your continuously waxed, drooping nut sack, it seemed a logical reach that you would associate the term "goody bag" with your favorite body part. That ain't my "bag" baby, it's yours.

As you said, not down. Not even close.

That reach was logical to you. But you're not always terribly long on logic.

Goober McTuber wrote:That reach was logical to you. But you're not always terribly long on logic.

Perhaps, but I'm certainly not long like you...in the tooth.

RIP in advance, as in a couple of days.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:That reach was logical to you. But you're not always terribly long on logic.

Perhaps, but I'm certainly not long like you...in the pants.

Hmm, that's not what I said Goober. Perhaps you should check with your eye doctor about those reading and comprehension skills. I sympathize with your advanced and decrepit years, as becoming a nonagenarian must suck.

:grin: :wink:

Will the catered food be Polish cuisine?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Will the catered food be Polish cuisine?

Yes, of course, why do you ask?

Todd