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Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:19 pm
by Screw_Michigan
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Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:41 pm
by Mikey
"I did have sexual relations with that woman."

- Marc Mezvinsky

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:09 pm
by Cueball
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Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:12 pm
by mvscal
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Hillary Clinton!

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Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:36 pm
by Rooster
Wow. Look at the set of chompers on that woman. You'd think she was English. I guess her parents spent all their money sending her to Brynn Marr instead of getting some orthodontic work done.

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:57 pm
by Sirfindafold
Here I sit
buns a flexin'
giving birth
to another tax and spend.

:bode:

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:29 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Hey foldo, your little poem based on the classic "Here I sit..." bathroom motif, is supposed to rhyme.

Just sayin'.

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:31 pm
by Dinsdale
Rooster wrote:I guess her parents spent all their money

Funny stuff. Last I checked, this country has trillions of dollars, and they consider that as theirs to use.

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:50 pm
by Sirfindafold
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Hey foldo, your little poem based on the classic "Here I sit..." bathroom motif, is supposed to rhyme.

Just sayin'.
Here I sit
fresh out of Kleenex
giving birth
to Jay in Phoenix.


happy?

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:16 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Sirfindafold wrote:Here I sit
fresh out of Kleenex
giving birth
to Jay in Phoenix.


happy?
Yes actually, though the rhyme is good, your meter is a bit off.

For example:

He he is,
sirfindafold
wrote a poem
that's sort of old.
Here I sit,
my bowels turn cold
as I give birth
to findafold.
As you see,
this is quite trite'
but that's okay
got fold to bite...

...me.

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 11:46 am
by smackaholic
Ugly people really ought not breed.

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 2:36 pm
by FLW Buckeye
Could be worse...this thread isn't about Amy Carter spitting out little fuglies.

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:13 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Here I sit
Poopy and farty
giving birth
to a guy named...


Hey, wait a minute...this is a TERRIBLE game!!!!!
:x :x :x

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:35 pm
by Smackie Chan
Here I sit
All zany & wacky
giving birth
to a guy named...


Yeah, I gotta side with Shlomo on this one. :doh:

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:43 pm
by Moving Sale
Here I sit
at the end of a warf
Why does everybody
Call me a ....

This game sucks

Re: Look who is knocked up

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:51 pm
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:Ugly people really ought not breed.
Nor should really stupid people. Chances are good that you're both.