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I have a 5% chance of living past 102
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:53 am
by poptart
According to this
very short life expectancy calculator.
http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/form.html
I am
expected to live to 85.5.
There is also a longer calculator -- if you want to take the time to answer the questions.
http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortali ... cForm.html
How long do you expect to live?
Re: I have a 5% chance of living past 102
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:58 am
by smackaholic
I thought you were gonna live forever, on a cloud or something like that.
Re: I have a 5% chance of living past 102
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:38 pm
by Wolfman
You are expected to live to 86.5 years old.
Chances are 50 percent that you will live between 81 and 91.5 years.
but you have a 5% chance of dying before age 75.5 and a 5% chance of living past 98.
I'll take 85 in good health. I did one of these years ago and I was supposed to pass on around age 46. Guess I've been lucky.
Re: I have a 5% chance of living past 102
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:05 pm
by Goober McTuber
I took the longer test.
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 88.91 years
Lower Quartile: 81.28 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 89.50 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 96.94 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
That gets me to 2041.
Re: I have a 5% chance of living past 102
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:05 pm
by Left Seater
smackaholic wrote:I thought you were gonna live forever, on a cloud or something like that.
When you aced this quiz what did it return? Infinity, error, or something else?
Re: I have a 5% chance of living past 102
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:30 pm
by Goober McTuber
Life kicks your ass every day and twice on Sundays.
Re: I have a 5% chance of living past 102
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:15 pm
by mvscal
poptart wrote:How long do you expect to live?
100%
--smackaholic
Re: I have a 5% chance of living past 102
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:49 pm
by smackaholic
Left Seater wrote:smackaholic wrote:I thought you were gonna live forever, on a cloud or something like that.
When you aced this quiz what did it return? Infinity, error, or something else?
I'll let you know. Gonna study a little before I take it.
Re: I have a 5% chance of living past 102
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:14 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Life kicks your ass every day and twice on Sundays.
So I guess I'm lucky that every time I fall down, your tongue is there to meet my asshole and make me jump right back up on my feet?
At least 90% of your posts focus on coprophagia or male-on-male sex. You make AP seem normal.