"It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this!"
(!) hundreds of terrified turkeys (!)
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BSmack
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Re: hundreds of terrified turkeys
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Smackie Chan
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Re: hundreds of terrified turkeys
I'm already making travel plans for what will be my first annual Thanksgiving pilgrimage to the memorial site.
Re: hundreds of terrified turkeys
Did they brine the turkeys before they were cooked?
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Moving Sale
Re: (!) hundreds of terrified turkeys (!)
A little song a little dance a little seltzer down your pants.
That one gets me everytime.
That one gets me everytime.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: (!) hundreds of terrified turkeys (!)
NEVER FORGET
...the cranberry sauce
:paul:
...the cranberry sauce
:paul:
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Why don’t you just STFU.