T1B

- 1st performance of Honegger/Claudel's "Jeanne d'Arc Ouch B-cher"
- 65th Kentucky Derby: James Stout aboard Johnstown wins in 2:03.4
- T1B's Wolfman was born


At least according to... the other board.







Happy 75th, Wolfie??

Thanks. Hope I can keep it going at least another 10 years. Here is proof. I never saw this official copy of my birth certificate until I retired from teaching in 1994 and needed it in order to get my pension. I did not know my Dad was working as a "laborer" for the county and that my folks were living at my Grandmother's place, 231 Cleveland Ave..I knew I was born at St.Mary's.
I share the same birthday date as Bob Seger and Willie Mays, two guys I respect. Now back to the regular schedule of this board.

I've got some questions about that birth certificate. That's not the original papyrus birth certificate issued by the hospital.

Feliz cumpleanos, lobo viejo!

BSmack wrote:I've got some questions about that birth certificate. That's not the original papyrus birth certificate issued by the hospital.

It also appears to be a poor reproduction of the short-form bc. I'm convinced wolfie's actually a Kenyan.

Happy birthday, Wolftard, even with the obviously forged birth certificate.

Here's Wolfie at age 15..

Happy Birthday Wolfie. I hope I make it that far. I'll be 59 on Thursday.

RACK you for having the same birthday as the Say Hey Kid, my main childhood sports hero. I always thought it was cool that mine was only two days later.

I do share birthdays with my mom, though.

Happy birthday Big O.

You also share a birthday with George Clooney and Sigmund Freud, among others, including Robin "Hurricane" Carter and Rudolph Valentino.

Interesting grouping.

Do any of you want to move to FL so you can suck his dick everyday not just on his BD? What a bunch of fucking Nancys.

Why are you so angry? Have you examined the psychology behind it?

Moving Sale wrote:Do any of you want to move to FL so you can suck his dick everyday not just on his BD? What a bunch of fucking Nancys.

I don't.

Happy Birfday, Wolfie!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why are you so angry? Have you examined the psychology behind it?

He has, but all those scientists are just dicks who didn't understand what he was saying.

BSmack wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why are you so angry? Have you examined the psychology behind it?

He has, but all those scientists are just dicks who didn't understand what he was saying.

Nice try, but you're not weaseling out of the legendary $15 debt that easily.

WTF are you talking about. That comment was directed to Moving Midget.

Funny about the papyrus, but it's a photo copy of the original. Some of you may know what that is. I remember Roger Bannister's sub 4 minute mile as if it were only 50 years ago.

BSmack wrote:WTF are you talking about. That comment was directed to Moving Midget.

I know, just resetting one of the more amusing board memes for no particular reason.

It was a reach, a bad one.

Wolfman wrote:

"IT'S A FAKE! IT PROVES NOTHING! SHOW US THE "REAL" DOCUMENTS!!!!!"

sincerely, 'tart

BTW, born in 1939...a whole lotta German names in that birth certificate...hmmm...

no shit.

Otto, hoeffler, etc..... how the fukk did you guys not end up in a camp during ww2?

smackaholic wrote:no shit.

Otto, hoeffler, etc..... how the fukk did you guys not end up in a camp during ww2?

Maybe he's a "Boy From Brazil"...


Der Fuhrer's DNA mixed with Beast Lite = Wolfie

Marty wrote:"IT'S A FAKE! IT PROVES NOTHING! SHOW US THE "REAL" DOCUMENTS!!!!!"

sincerely, 'tart

James Otto is a legendary Raiduh, fwiw.

I recall Luther mentioning he was on the construction crew that built St Mary's maternity hospital....

Props Wolfman!!
All the respect...

The Seer wrote:I recall Luther mentioning he was on the construction crew that built St Mary's maternity hospital....

I recall Luther... being run.

Haven't heard from Luther in a while. He probably stops by once in a while to reassure himself that he's not missing anything important. Never thought my birthday would end up as a topic here. I'm lucky in more than one way to still be above ground.
Re: my heritage. Actually Ochsner is German-Swiss from Schaffhaussen Switzerland. My Dad was the last in the family to speak German. I asked him once to teach me and he said it was not important as we are Americans. During WW2, trustee POW's were used in the foundry where he worked to clean up etc. My Dad acted as interpreter for them. Some of the Italian guys did the same for Italian POW's. It's quite possible that the feds were keeping an eye on German and Italian Americans during that time. Unlike the poor Japanese Americans, there were just too many of them to inter.
If any of you guys make it to 3/4 of a century and I really hope you will, remember these times.

poptart wrote:

The Seer wrote:I recall Luther mentioning he was on the construction crew that built St Mary's maternity hospital....

I recall Luther... being run.

You recall incorrectly poptart. Luther ejected because he got tired of the repetitive, non-entertaining bullshit on this board. It wasn't fun to read anymore, so he said buh-bye. That's it.

The board is what you make it. Luther was a tired old crank with the mental capacity of a rotten egg. I'm not surprised he pulled the plug.

That's not true MS. Luther was/is a pretty sharp guy, who knows how to tell a great story. His sensibilities are old school, as are mine. I've adjusted grudgingly, he got sick of the spamming, arguing and politics and other daily garbage that wasn't entertaining him. I've met the guy and know where he's coming from, and he's really just a nice, laid back, generous dude who decided to move on.

The board is what you make it, but I agree with his call. It didn't work for him anymore. It's our loss, not his.

Have to agree, Jay...

Funny that MS can critique anybody....

Wolfman wrote:Haven't heard from Luther in a while. He probably stops by once in a while to reassure himself that he's not missing anything important.

He lurks and looks at the board... but won't post anything? lol

What a squirrel.

I picture him hunched over in front of his computer, still obsessing over who might say something good or bad about him.

And in fact, he did scratch me off his "People I like" list when I dared to post playful banter directed his way a year-or-so ago.

What a crime I committed.

Luther has gotten more delicate with each passing year.

Smack board.


Post something, Luther, oh nutless one.

poptart wrote:

Wolfman wrote:Haven't heard from Luther in a while. He probably stops by once in a while to reassure himself that he's not missing anything important.

He lurks and looks at the board... but won't post anything? lol

What a squirrel.

I picture him hunched over in front of his computer, still obsessing over who might say something good or bad about him.

And in fact, he did scratch me off his "People I like" list when I dared to post playful banter directed his way a year-or-so ago.

What a crime I committed.

Luther has gotten more delicate with each passing year.

Smack board.




Post something, Luther, oh nutless one.

poptart =

ISLAMABODE?

Amazing.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

poptart wrote:

The Seer wrote:I recall Luther mentioning he was on the construction crew that built St Mary's maternity hospital....

I recall Luther... being run.

You recall incorrectly poptart. Luther ejected because he got tired of the repetitive, non-entertaining bullshit on this board.

So he moved on to...stucknut? Alrighty then.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

poptart wrote:

The Seer wrote:I recall Luther mentioning he was on the construction crew that built St Mary's maternity hospital....

I recall Luther... being run.

You recall incorrectly poptart. Luther ejected because he got tired of the repetitive, non-entertaining bullshit on this board. It wasn't fun to read anymore, so he said buh-bye. That's it.

He made the right call on that.

Goober McTuber wrote:So he moved on to...stucknut? Alrighty then.

Moving on is moving on.

I don't visit stucknut, so I don't know if Luth has posted there in over a year or longer. As far as it goes as he has told me, he doesn't post anywhere anymore.

What is the bid deal here? Can't you or poptart or the rest just accept the fact he got tired of this place...and some of you?

Poptart, verrrry Christian of you to call him nutless. Hypocrite much faux Christ lover?

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:So he moved on to...stucknut? Alrighty then.

Moving on is moving on.

I don't visit stucknut, so I don't know if Luth has posted there in over a year or longer. As far as it goes as he has told me, he doesn't post anywhere anymore.

What is the bid deal here? Can't you or poptart or the rest just accept the fact he got tired of this place...and some of you?

I liked Luther. I was just commenting that stucknut seems like similar repetitive, non-entertaining bullshit. Do you need a tissue?

No Goober, thank you though, as I wouldn't want to deprive you of your supply.

In all seriousness though, I never got why he quit here just to go there. It is just more of the same, although the few times I read it, they seemed less like this site and more like an old style Smack Chat very lite. Tardified and boring and blah blah whatever.

The commentary here is at least stimulating and funny, when it isn't being spammed by...you know who.

Luther told me once that he was bored with the political smack that he felt was overrunning the Cul de Smack.