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S. Korea PET

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 12:07 pm
by poptart
This is just the first of what figures to be a series of S. Korea PETs I will post.
In the first couple/few installments, I will post some mundane things.
"Everyday" things.


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At Chuseok (Korean Thanksgiving).
Mrs. Pahtah with three of her brothers, two nephews, and her mom. I told them to sit still and behave because I was going to
make them famous in America. They did pretty good, except for the younger nephew who ran some kind of smack to counter
me. Hence the look from wifetart.



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This is the apartment building adjacent to mine -- and it's moving day for someone, as you can see the truck with the ladder
trolley there. Elevators tend to be smallish and the apartment buildings tall, so this is the most common method of moving.



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Perhaps you might imagine that Darwin approves of this method. I've not researched injury and/or death stats related to moving
in S. Korea, , but... I'm aware of Murphy's Law. Patio guard rail and glass removed. Man standing very close to the ledge. Heavy
objects rolled up the trolley to him. No, not much could go wrong here. This move we see is just up to the 7th floor. Many of the
apartment buildings are more than 20 stories high -- and this same truck trolley method is used. *splat*



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A shot from my apartment, 11th floor. Korea is a beautiful country. Lots of mountains, nice coastlines, islands... If you look at
the lower left of the pic, the building has some brown containers on the roof.



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They contain bean paste, which is fermenting. Bean paste is used in a number of popular Korean dishes. I'm told that the
fermenting process works well when the paste is kept in these containers -- with the containers then exposed to the elements.
The same containers are used for fermenting kimchi, but are traditionally kept under ground, loaded with kimchi, for a number
of months.



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A look at a very typical Korean restaurant. You WILL remove your shoes.You WILL sit your f@t American ass on the floor. You
WILL eat your meal with two sticks. You MIGHT have a couple of pops of Soju.



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There it is! Dog stew. Delicious.



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Scoop it up!
Well, I opted out on this day and had Samgyetang instead. A form of chicken soup. Looks like this...

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samgyetang

Maybe mvscal can whip that up some Saturday afternoon. :wink:
After your meal, guess where you go?



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Old Skool.
There are still some of these around. Are you game for squatting over this so you can drop bombs? Lars?



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Fairly common sight. Old timer finds a corner, plops down, and sells the eats or goods. Cheap. No permit. Buyer beware? I'm
still living.



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Daughter of Pahtah.
She looks young, but is 25 here. I know you degenerates what to see skin. If you behave yourselves, you may see some Korean
excitement in future installments. This will have to do for now.



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Deal with it.

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 12:28 pm
by Goober McTuber
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Who is this scraggly old fuck?

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:15 pm
by Smackie Chan
Goober McTuber wrote:Who is this scraggly old fuck?
Some swarthy sumbitch.

/s/

MS

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:38 pm
by mvscal
Why are you licking his balls?!? WHY? GODDAMMIT, WHY?!? ANSWER ME!!!


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Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:58 pm
by Smackie Chan
mvscal wrote:Why are you licking his balls?!? WHY? GODDAMMIT, WHY?!? ANSWER ME!!!
I'd love to give you an answer, but I'm too busy dodging substance & waving white flags.

Sorry, cabron.

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 3:22 pm
by BSmack
Smackie Chan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Who is this scraggly old fuck?
Some swarthy sumbitch.

/s/

MS
Yea, swarthy. It means old white guys with beards. Unless you're a vapid lover of the balck cack.

Racist!!!

~ moving midget

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 3:41 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
For some reason I always pictured poptart looking more like this.

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Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 3:44 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
BTW Daughter Poptah is cute. She looks like the kinda chick who'd be into...










































































































...hanging out at local coffee shops and discussing indie films.

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Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:00 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
RACK

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:55 am
by smackaholic
nice family, tart. now get to the korean porn.

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 1:22 am
by poptart
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BTW Daughter Poptah is cute. She looks like the kinda chick who'd be into...

...hanging out at local coffee shops and discussing indie films.

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You're a sharp man, Mgo.

Yep, daughter of pahtah is a lefty.

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 1:34 am
by Screw_Michigan
Amazing PET, poptard. My mind is still blown by how people move there.

Keep tabs on South Korean fighter jet procurement for me, will you? I need that for jizz-mopping. Thanks.

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 1:39 am
by War Wagon
Contrary to Mgo, I had something similar in mind when imagining your appearance. Just wondering how you fit in there - are there many other Americans walking the streets unmolested?


Nice work, 'tart.

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 2:16 am
by poptart
I am living in a smaller city, so there are very few foreigners here.
99% Korean.
For the most part, they are very welcoming to the American, though.

If you go to Seoul, and especially certain parts of Seoul, there are many foreigners.
A much different feel.


This is just the first PET I am posting.
You will see more things.

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 2:20 am
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote:Image

Who is this scraggly old fuck?
PSUFAN?

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:03 am
by Truman
Funny.

Scott asserted for years that you were a mulatto. Always felt like I knew better - always pictured you to look more like Bobby Riggs. Pleased to see that I've been validated. :mrgreen:

Rack the PET, pops. More please...

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:11 am
by Screw_Michigan
88 wrote: The apostle poptah.
I know, I'm just saying he kind of looks an older PUSFAN.

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 1:36 pm
by Waynegro
You were great as Carl in that movie "Slingblade."

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Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 2:48 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:The pix were great, but seeing Goobs trying to call somebody else old was just fabulous. :grin:
Kind of like when you call people fat? :lol:

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 5:27 pm
by Python
Why are you staring at a tree? Is there a knot hole you're fantasizing about or something?

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 3:23 am
by trev
Your daughter is cute. My son would love her. He has a thing for Asian girls. But she's too old for him.

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:28 pm
by pron
trev wrote:Your daughter is cute. My son would love her. He has a thing for Asian girls. But she's too old for him.
How old is your son?

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 5:12 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Well, this just got awkward.

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:37 pm
by trev
pron wrote:
trev wrote:Your daughter is cute. My son would love her. He has a thing for Asian girls. But she's too old for him.
How old is your son?
21. Why??

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 7:48 pm
by pron
Age rule

(25 x 0.5) + 7 = 19.5

So no, at 21 he is not too young.

:grin:

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 2:58 am
by trev
Oh, pron, you are truly adorable. But it ain't happening. :)

Re: S. Korea PET

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 12:33 pm
by Goober McTuber
So, is pron a chick or a gay guy?