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Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 4:19 pm
by Left Seater
I just found a way for you to upgrade your living accommodations while lowering your rent.

The St Regis in the District has rooms available at a prepaid rate of $30 per day. This is tax inclusive, so your monthly rent would be $900 per. Granted this rate is for Nov of 2015 and beyond, and you will have to front the cash now, but where else are you going to find a place 2 blocks from the White House with all bills paid for $900. Best of all laundry isn't included so you can still hang out at the local laundry-mat. 8)

This rate won't last so I suggest you act quickly.

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KC Scott,

This would be a pretty cheap way to get SPG Platinum status. SPG isn't a bad backup chain either.

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 6:36 pm
by Screw_Michigan
It would be pretty sweet to live at the St. Regis for a year. It's like the Fairmont in West End, but by the White House instead.

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 6:48 pm
by Left Seater
I don't know if this rate would be available year round, but he'll even if was just for the winter months that still wouldn't suck!

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 11:29 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I'm sure that room is no bigger than a mop closet.

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 11:33 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Papa Willie wrote:What about the washer & dryer situation?
Not only would I not have my own W/D, but staff would do it for me. Amazing.

Now fuck off, cunt.

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 11:39 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Plus, the joke was covered in the second paragraph.

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 12:04 am
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Plus, the joke was covered in the second paragraph.
:lol:

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 11:38 am
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Plus, the joke was covered in the second paragraph.
:lol:
At least you know who your buddy is. :wink:
And we also know who the illiterate moron is. :mrgreen:

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 4:28 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
You can't be bothered to read one short paragraph? It's not like it's a water treatment plant PET.

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 4:31 pm
by Left Seater
Guess I should have started with the Waste Water Treatment Plant PET. :grin:

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 4:43 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
That was uncalled for. Let me try that again.

You can't be bothered to read one short paragraph? It's not like it's a water treatment plant PET exercise.

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 4:50 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: And we also know who the illiterate moron is. :mrgreen:
Why would anybody read all of any post in here? Why do you want my cock between your fat tits?
Why do you have such a preoccupation with male-on-male sex fantasies? Could be time to come out of your plus-size closet.

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 12:37 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Fuck you stupid nigggers. If I need a hand job, I'll get a tractor.
At least he's smart enough to wear gloves.


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Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 6:01 pm
by Goober McTuber
I hope you two are very happy together. I'm really accepting like that.

Re: Screwy, get in here ASAP...

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 8:09 pm
by Goober McTuber
And?