T1B

FfR = FAT fucking RETARD (applies to CTRL-C Paul aka Puffy Coat Paul)

FLF = Fat Little Fuck (aka Jess the Rookie, Kaley)

Any others I'm missing?

Screw_Michigan wrote:Any others I'm missing?

I'll give you a hint:

No, YOU'RE a FAT fucking RETARD.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:Any others I'm missing?

I'll give you a hint:

No, YOU'RE a FAT fucking RETARD.

Give him some credit...he wrote it down, but left the list in his purs...uhm, messenger bag.

T1B.

Screw_Michigan wrote:FfR = FAT fucking RETARD (applies to CTRL-C Paul aka Puffy Coat Paul)

FLF = Fat Little Fuck (aka Jess the Rookie, Kaley)

Any others I'm missing?

You've gotten worse over the years. How is that possible?

This sordid clambake was great until you decided to start posting again.

Screw_Michigan wrote:This sordid clambake was great until you decided to start posting again.

I lurk, but rarely post because it's mainly a few old men whining about something they can't directly impact or change.

But you think you're part of that clique and you're not. All you do is remind everyone that you live in D.C. and use a lot of unnecessary profanity to get your point across. Is that really necessary? Just be yourself, SM. Be you.

I like this place because we talk about how incredibly easy it is to earn 500K by your early 30s, then complain about all our country's ills in the next thread.

There's humor in everything, C'oog's'. You just have to lift up the folds and find it.

I guess, Rumple F'or'skins'. Do you roll your wife in batter before the flour?

Go Coogs' wrote: I lurk, but rarely post because it's mainly a few old men whining about something they can't directly impact or change.

Then do us all a favor and stop posting. Stop making us think about your FfW.

Fat fucking Wife.

My wife has a weight problem. She struggles with it year in and year out and it fluctuates. She also does more work in one day than you do in an entire week by teaching a bunch of attention starved teenagers for 8 hours and then comes home to fill orders for her thriving cupcake business until about 10pm. She may have some extra weight on her, but she's a keeper because she works her ass off and doesn't waste time on message boards.

And her tits are fun to play with.

I liked you better as Rumpleforeskin. You can change your nic a thousand times, you'll always be remembered as you were first known. And that goes for pretty much everyone, especially Marty.

Go Coogs' wrote:then comes home to fill orders for her thriving cupcake business until about 10pm.

A cupcake business? That doesn’t sound ideal.

Kind of like if shutyomouth opened a fried chicken place.

Or AP owned a liquor store.

Or if mvscal ran a male negro escort service.

Or Sirfindafold opened a paste-eating bistro.

Or Whitey ran a cigarette store.

I saw that coming.

This place is like a soap opera.

More like one of those bad reality shows.

Go Coogs' wrote:My wife has a weight problem.

You contemptable son-of-a-bitch...

:x

You told us your wife was sporting a new, sexy, tight frame...you even promised pics.

Are you telling me I dropped $30 bucks on this in anticipation...

...for nothing?



You are dead to me.

Know your T1B acryonoyms

Wait, so where is the quiz...


Sincerely,

'Holic

Goober McTuber wrote:Or Sirfindafold opened a paste-eating bistro.

Goober McTuber wrote:Kind of like if....

Goobs owned a scrotum waxing salon chock full of unsellable mirrors to admire himself in.

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Kind of like if....

Goobs owned a scrotum waxing salon chock full of unsellable mirrors to admire himself in.

...Goobs started a "last word" competition and nobody else showed up.

trots yourself, 'spray. This thread has potential.

_______

On second thought, I should've typed "cum spackled mirrors"....

NameWagon wrote:You can change your nic a thousand times, you'll always be remembered as you were first known. And that goes for pretty much everyone, especially Marty.

Is Felix still mrgreenjeans?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I like this place because we talk about how incredibly easy it is to earn 500K by your early 30s, then complain about all our country's ills in the next thread.

Whatever gets you through the day, I suppose. I'm usually working on a home improvement project or reading and posting on the local sports blogs. This place just doesn't do it for me anymore, but I'll still skim over it every few days.

There's humor in everything, C'oog's'.

You're right. I find it humorous Screwy hasn't excelled at all in the nearly 8 years I've been here. Well, not so much humorous; more like astonished.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Do you roll your wife in batter before the flour?

Do you even know what batter is, Screwy? Flour is part of the batter you dolt.

Go Coogs' wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:Do you roll your wife in batter before the flour?

Do you even know what batter is, Screwy? Flour is part of the batter you dolt.

Good point.

I'd like to see some NFL takes from you this fall, KajaGoCoogs.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Go Coogs' wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:Do you roll your wife in batter before the flour?

Do you even know what batter is, Screwy? Flour is part of the batter you dolt.

Good point.

What you were looking for is an egg wash, not batter.

But you wouldn't want either. The idea is to have the flour only adhere to her cock-trough, so as to separate that from the other miscellaneous folds. You're not preparing to deep-fry the bitch.

Goober McTuber wrote: What you were looking for is an egg wash, not batter.

But you wouldn't want either. The idea is to have the flour only adhere to her cock-trough, so as to separate that from the other miscellaneous folds. You're not preparing to deep-fry the bitch.

Thanks, Gobbles. Despite the forum here, I'm not much of a culinary expert.

poptart wrote:

NameWagon wrote:You can change your nic a thousand times, you'll always be remembered as you were first known. And that goes for pretty much everyone, especially Marty.

Is Felix still mrgreenjeans?

Not so much since he opened himself up to endless variations of Feels Dicks.

Remember Traiderhater? Oh what fun we used to have.

Go Coogs' wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I like this place because we talk about how incredibly easy it is to earn 500K by your early 30s, then complain about all our country's ills in the next thread.

Whatever gets you through the day, I suppose. I'm usually working on a home improvement project or reading and posting on the local sports blogs. This place just doesn't do it for me anymore, but I'll still skim over it every few days.

I was just running a little cross-thread smack. You weren't supposed to get all serious. That said...

message boards aren't really a time commitment. I check in here and there. You don't have to cancel a project or dinner plans just to log in here and call somebody a fucking idiot. My time management skills are so advanced I can do all those things in a 24 hour day.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I was just running a little cross-thread smack. You weren't supposed to get all serious. That said...

message boards aren't really a time commitment. I check in here and there. You don't have to cancel a project or dinner plans just to log in here and call somebody a fucking idiot. My time management skills are so advanced I can do all those things in a 24 hour day.

If you were as materialistic as R'u'm'p's and the Fat fucking Heifer (FfH), you wouldn't be spending as much time smacking tards on message boards.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: What you were looking for is an egg wash, not batter.

But you wouldn't want either. The idea is to have the flour only adhere to her cock-trough, so as to separate that from the other miscellaneous folds. You're not preparing to deep-fry the bitch.

Thanks, Gobbles. Despite the forum here, I'm not much of a culinary expert.

Grab a lot of meals at eateries?

Go Coogs' wrote:...her thriving cupcake business