T1B

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2014 6:57 pm**

I just found out this girl I'm interested in has a

thing

for fat dudes.

We might be meeting up soon...

...but unfortunately, I'm cursed with [KC $cott] rock-hard abs [/KC $cott].

Obviously, I need to change my diet. Any suggestions?

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2014 9:01 pm**

Don't change for "her." That would be sad. Stay just the way you are.

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:54 am**

Shouldn't you be asking for advice from Rumpleforeskin's wife?

Guys, I need help with my weight problem.