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Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:37 pm
by Python
Know weigh this is true. I'd need to see some pruf first.

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:41 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
This just in: existing is bad for your health.

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 5:25 pm
by Dinsdale
Does this mean I can sue Jynx Maze?

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:04 pm
by pron

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:56 pm
by Carson
Python wrote:Know weigh this is true. I'd need to see some pruf first.
rak pithon!

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:38 pm
by mamamustanger
I have read it desensitized you and causes impotence. BEWaRE!

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:48 pm
by Carson
Sudden Sam wrote:Carson's lucky in that he can look out his hotel window and see porn.
There is a nude beach, but it's not outside my window.

It's 10 minutes, 32 seconds away.

I clocked it.

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:41 am
by Dinsdale
I've seen some pretty freaking hot chicks on nude beaches (I don't frequent them, but occasionally go past them while fishing and whatnot). But takes me about 20 minutes longer than Carson to get there (actually, every beach in Oregon is a nude beach, since nudity is legal everywhere in the state).

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:00 am
by Dinsdale
I'll see if I can't make it my summer project. I doubt I'll be on the river for a week or two, but I'll work on it. The "official" nude beaches are on the Big C (Columbia River), but rafting the Clackamas is usually quite the smoke show(already had sightings this year).

Checking out nekkid hotties while waiting for the salmon to bite doesn't suck.

Actually, I think my fishing buddy might have a GoPro -- added jiggle won't suck.

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:25 pm
by R-Jack
Carson wrote:
Python wrote:Know weigh this is true. I'd need to see some pruf first.
rak pithon!
9nd

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:53 pm
by Moving Sale
Dinsdale wrote:Does this mean I can sue Jynx Maze?
You know she's a midget right?

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:33 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Why do you know about a midget porn star?

Although I guess that would be considered "regular" porn for you.

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:02 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
MS floated that one right over home plate guys...

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:36 pm
by Dinsdale
Moving Sale wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Does this mean I can sue Jynx Maze?
You know she's a midget right?

Someone you can truly look up to. (5'1")

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:30 pm
by R-Jack
Pornstars are commonly short in stature. It helps create a certain enhanced perspective with their "co-workers"

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:59 am
by Dinsdale
KC Scott wrote:sounds like we'll need a PET to verify those claims Dins

Dinsdale wrote:I'll see if I can't make it my summer project.

A rather piss-poor effort so far, but at least it's a start.


Image


Sudden Sam, I'm not.

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:00 pm
by Goober McTuber
They don't look very nude.

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:25 pm
by Dinsdale
Goober McTuber wrote:They don't look very nude.

I'm going to try not to discriminate.

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:10 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:They don't look very nude.

I'm going to try not to discriminate.
That shouldn't be hard. From all indications, when it comes to women you're not terribly discriminating.

Re: Watching Porn

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:53 pm
by Dinsdale
Goober McTuber wrote:
That shouldn't be hard. From all indications, when it comes to women you're not terribly discriminating.

Success is in direct proportion to pickiness.