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(G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation? (G)
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:20 am
by Goober McTuber
An old man at the nude beach with a heart on.

Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:29 am
by poptart
Archive!
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:34 am
by Dinsdale
So, Goobs gets called out for never posting a pic, and he responds by dropping a nudie?
I don't even know how to react.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:02 am
by Goober McTuber
Sorry. I got tired of Jay's begging.
I tried to put the (g) gore tags on it but the "Subject:" field size is rather limited.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:25 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Where's a red X when you need one?
You sick fuck.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:01 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Jebus, did we really need the largest image size possible?
In any event, rack Gobbles for sacking errrrrr manning up.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:03 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
BTW, you were great in Major League.

Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:22 pm
by mvscal
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:25 pm
by trev
40 A's
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:38 pm
by Sirfindafold
A McGoober PET, great.

Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:53 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
No. God no...that is NOT what was asked for.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
You asked for a picture. You don't get to pick which one. You all are lucky I didn't send the one where the heart blew away.
Well, Jay probably thinks that was unlucky.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:37 pm
by Dinsdale
I'm surprised the Tourism Board didn't put you on the no-fly list.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:08 pm
by Goober McTuber
I actually made it into a Valentine's Day card. Went to Kinkos, got some card stock, put the "What's the last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacation?" on the front with a generic nice sandy beach picture. Inside, under the picture, it says "Happy Valentines's Day". I've never shown it to anyone who didn't LOL. Took a handful of them back to St. Maarten this year and handed them out. People loved them.
I have to believe you all are just jealous. Or don't have a sense of humor. Or both.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:15 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Papa Willie wrote: If that's really Goobs,
I thought it was Smackie...

Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:21 pm
by Dinsdale
Yeah, that's it Goobs -- everyone has a problem but you.
Run with that one.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:13 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dinsdale wrote:Yeah, that's it Goobs -- everyone has a problem but you.
Run with that one.
I was going to put a smiley face on that one so people would know that was a joke, but I know how much you hate those smiley faces.
I'll put you down for
both.
Rack 88, BTW.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:15 pm
by Dinsdale
Well played, 88. But you should have altered the name on the bottom of the skis to "Mahu."
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Goober McTuber wrote:I actually made it into a Valentine's Day card. Went to Kinkos, got some card stock, put the "What's the last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacation?" on the front with a generic nice sandy beach picture. Inside, under the picture, it says "Happy Valentines's Day". I've never shown it to anyone who didn't LOL. Took a handful of them back to St. Maarten this year and handed them out. People loved them.
I have to believe you all are just jealous. Or don't have a sense of humor. Or both.
Relax, Gobbles. We're having fun with it...just not in the same way your geriatric pals might. What else did you expect from
this place?
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:37 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
haha
RACK 88!
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:40 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Sirfindafold wrote:A McGoober PET
PET.
Pectorals
Extending
Terribly.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:31 pm
by trev
Goobs is a great sport for posting this.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:40 pm
by Dinsdale
RACK Scott.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:48 am
by velocet
Racks all around for KC Scott and 88.
88, you can keep the monopoly on wytching that pic. The offering courtesy of Goobs has been lauded by some here in terms of "sacking up" but for the sake of working the image it contains every bit of a poison pill aspect.
What has been seen cannot be unseen; but what has been seen can through scrolling and image block be seen the least amount possible.
I didn't realize it was Goobs posting his own pic when the thread started. I figured that as a HONK he had a yearning for posting nude dude.
velocet
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:36 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Papa Willie wrote:The picture was bad enough. If that's really Goobs, then that's just fucked up creepy.
You know the rules about the word "creepy," tubby.
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:13 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:I think I may have really fucked up here. :(
trev wrote:Goobs is a great sport for posting this.
trev gets it. As per usualm, Spray doesn't.

Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:43 pm
by mvscal
Papa Willie wrote:Your 5 chins are bigger than my gut now. :grin:
Please don't decide to prove it by posting a pic from a nude beach. That'd be great, thanks in advance.
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:31 am
by War Wagon
If that's really you Goobs, and I have no reason to believe it isn't, Rack the fuck outta' you for having such temerity. I'm shocked, really. Didn't think you had it in you to put yourself out there like that.
You've changed your message board personality quite a bit, but in a good way. Next thing you know, you'll show up to chat in Tune Town, which would be a shocker as well.
Btw, what's that surgical scar over your right knee from? I've got one like it but quite a bit longer over my left from a bad motorcycle accident when I was 19. Torn anterior cruciate ligament and a broken femur that still has a titanium rod in it.
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:32 am
by Screw_Michigan
War Wagon wrote:If that's really you Goobs, and I have no reason to believe it isn't, Rack the fuck outta' you for having such temerity. I'm shocked, really. Didn't think you had it in you to put yourself out there like that.
You've changed your message board personality quite a bit, but in a good way. Next thing you know, you'll show up to chat in Tune Town, which would be a shocker as well.
Btw, what's that surgical scar over your right knee from? I've got one like it but quite a bit longer over my left from a bad motorcycle accident when I was 19. Torn anterior cruciate ligament and a broken femur that still has a titanium rod in it.
Why are you checking him out?
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:41 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
War Wagon wrote:Btw, what's that surgical scar over your right knee from?

Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:44 am
by BSmack
War Wagon wrote:Btw, what's that surgical scar over your right knee from? I've got one like it but quite a bit longer over my left from a bad motorcycle accident when I was 19. Torn anterior cruciate ligament and a broken femur that still has a titanium rod in it.
As old as Goober is, he's likely had a knee replacement.
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:54 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:Btw, what's that surgical scar over your right knee from?
BSmack is correct, though it's not just a getting older thing. The other knee is fine and is not likely to ever need replacing. I originally tore up the right knee playing high school football.
Back then they opened up the knee and cut away anything that wasn't still properly attached. Like most of the cartilage. It started to catch up with me in my late 40s. I put off the surgery as long as I could, because I figured the replacement is good for 20 years or so, and I only wanted to do it once.
Rehab was absolutely brutal. But the knee's been pain-free for almost 4 years now.
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:17 pm
by Truman
Goober McTuber wrote:War Wagon wrote:Btw, what's that surgical scar over your right knee from?
BSmack is correct, though it's not just a getting older thing. The other knee is fine and is not likely to ever need replacing. I originally tore up the right knee during the Civil War.
Back then they opened up the knee and cut away anything that wasn't still properly attached. Like most of the cartilage. It started to catch up with me in my late 40s. I put off the surgery as long as I could, because I figured the replacement is good for 20 years or so, and I only wanted to do it once.
Rehab was absolutely brutal. But the knee's been pain-free for almost 4 years now.
Fixed for Accuracy, N/C
Re: The last thing you want to see on your Caribbean vacatio
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:08 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:PS Goobs: No more weight smack. Your 5 chins are bigger than my gut now. :grin:
That's not chins. It's a goiter.
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:26 pm
by War Wagon
Goober McTuber wrote:Rehab was absolutely brutal.
That's no shit.
I had this sadistic PT who seemed intent on bending my leg until it broke again. 6 weeks of it. I still don't have full range of motion, can only bend it backwards about 30-35 degrees.
But I'm not complaining. After that cycle wreck, I was lucky to still be alive much less able to walk again w/o crutches. It still hurts sometimes and I can tell when the weather is about to change by how much pain it brings on.
Needless to say, I've never gotten on a motorcycle again.
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:13 pm
by Atomic Punk
Well Goobs, I guess you missed the memo over the years that it's not cool to have pics of this nature of oneself posted on this board. This would be a good time for me to finally say...
At least I'm not Goober.
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:30 pm
by Goober McTuber
You'll notice the lack of women's underwear in that photo, you pathetic drunken tranny.
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:32 pm
by Atomic Punk
I was being all nice and cordial. Why the anger?
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:12 pm
by Goober McTuber
That was not anger. It was a mixture of contempt and pity.
Re: (G) Last thing you want to see on your Caribb vacation?
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:30 pm
by Atomic Punk
Call it what you want. I give you cred for "sacking up" and doing what very few others would do by posting a pic. No doubt there are other very disgusting looking people, such as yourself, that hide behind the computer. Props to you hog body.