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Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:40 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
88 wrote:...the audacity...
Possibly, through therapy, you and your family can heal from this devastating trauma.

Having your middle class sensibilities shaken like this must have been your 9/11.


T&P

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:18 pm
by Dinsdale
I'm jealous that you ate at Chipotle... sort of.

See, 'round these parts, you can't swing a dead burro without hitting a Mexican. With an abundance of Mexicans, comes an abundance of burrito joints -- both brick-and-mortar, and the kind with pneumatic foundation... yummy, delicious burrito joints. I guess as far as national chains go, they aren't horrible, but I just can't bring myself to go to one with the myriad burrito joints around (and the best I've found is walking distance from my house).

So, in short -- I'm jealous of your lack of Mexicans, and not even slightly jealous of your dinner selection.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:21 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Wow Dins. That was fairly...ummmm...restrained.

:shock:

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:31 pm
by War Wagon
Never ate there myself but the wife and daughter did recently and brought home that very same bag where I read that very same message.

My first thought was who the fuck is George Saunders?

Yeah, that's some grade A crap written on that bag. But it's a pretty nice bag in and of itself, might come in handy for ripening up some of my bushels of tomato's.

Dins would have no use for such a bag.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:57 pm
by poptart
88 wrote:What demographic is Chipotle trying to target with that stuff?
Educated liberals.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:24 am
by Goober McTuber
Chipotle is flat out nasty. Gummy tortillas, mediocre ingredients.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:29 am
by poptart
88 wrote:Maybe this guy?

That's a guy?

I thought it was a Rachel Maddow.


Anyway, yeah.
He's part of the target demographic.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:32 am
by War Wagon
poptart wrote:
88 wrote:What demographic is Chipotle trying to target with that stuff?
Educated liberals.
In other terms, yuppies.

But there's another dem that fits this profile. That of the professional student. The guy who spends as many years in school as possible, in pursuit of one worthless degree after another. When he finally ends up out on the street with no more 'educational opportunities', he works the rest of his life in a liquor store. Preferably in a college town because it's so hard to break those deep ties.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:46 am
by Screw_Michigan
War Wagon wrote:preferably in a college town because it's so hard to break those deep ties.
I know a friend of a friend like that. I don't believe he graduated from Kzoo Tech, he still lives there and delivers pizzas in his early 30s.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:03 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:29 am
by smackaholic
I could give two fukks about what they put on the bags. As chains go, I like them. I am sure that in places with a messican infestation problem, there are better options, but here in whiteytown, they are pretty good. Goobs, it sounds like you have a shit chipotle out there in cheesehead land. The ones I have been to here in the civilized part of the country are good IMO.

I like the whole KISS concept of the place. You can build the entire place for about 12 bucks and the menu is extremely limited. this keeps operating costs very low so they can spend a little money on pretty good shit. It is sort of what mcD's was back when goobs was middle aged.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:31 am
by Screw_Michigan
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Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:00 am
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:I could give two fukks about what they put on the bags. As chains go, I like them. I am sure that in places with a messican infestation problem, there are better options, but here in whiteytown, they are pretty good. Goobs, it sounds like you have a shit chipotle out there in cheesehead land. The ones I have been to here in the civilized part of the country are good IMO.

I like the whole KISS concept of the place. You can build the entire place for about 12 bucks and the menu is extremely limited. this keeps operating costs very low so they can spend a little money on pretty good shit. It is sort of what mcD's was back when goobs was middle aged.
Mickey D's was OK when I was a kid (50 years ago). It was never good. But it's not like we need fast food restaurant reviews from a halfwit that thinks Tip O'Neill was a good-looking man.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:22 am
by Carson
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Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:17 am
by poptart
Btw, watcching Max's act there, I start to side with Sudden Sam.
Mandatory military service for young men.

Amend the Constitution and get on with it.

One Max here-or-there is understood, but I'm afraid the squish level is reaching critical mass.

Time to "toughen up, cupcakes."[/mvscal]

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:10 pm
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I could give two fukks about what they put on the bags. As chains go, I like them. I am sure that in places with a messican infestation problem, there are better options, but here in whiteytown, they are pretty good. Goobs, it sounds like you have a shit chipotle out there in cheesehead land. The ones I have been to here in the civilized part of the country are good IMO.

I like the whole KISS concept of the place. You can build the entire place for about 12 bucks and the menu is extremely limited. this keeps operating costs very low so they can spend a little money on pretty good shit. It is sort of what mcD's was back when goobs was middle aged.
Mickey D's was OK when I was a kid (50 years ago). It was never good. But it's not like we need fast food restaurant reviews from a halfwit that thinks Tip O'Neill was a good-looking man.
McD's was great......for what it was, which was cheap, fast and simple. Hell, even I remember "change back from a dollar" for a small fry, burger, soda. Fukk, I'll bet you remember "change back from a quarter". Somewhere along the way, they strayed from that formula and are now the suck. 5 guys has filled that niche pretty well.

And as for any (alleged) man crushes on long dead politicians, wtf does that have to do with anything? Of course "having to do with anything" is optional in this sordid clambake. :grin:

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:15 pm
by poptart
Sudden Sam wrote:
88 wrote:Maybe this guy?

It's time for Sarah to find a male friend.
It's time for the alligators to find their meal.

OFF this dumb cunt.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:23 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
88 wrote:I'm sorry. That is not remotely funny or entertaining.
Yet you read all of it. Then posted it word-for-word on a message board, and discussed it in length.

Chipotle = :bode:

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:47 pm
by R-Jack
I hope 88 never discovers Dr. Bronners soap. It will be the end of this board.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:09 pm
by mvscal
88 wrote: What demographic is Chipotle trying to target with that stuff?
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Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:51 pm
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
88 wrote:I'm sorry. That is not remotely funny or entertaining.
Yet you read all of it. Then posted it word-for-word on a message board, and discussed it in length.

Chipotle = :bode:
Not just bode, but CANADIAN BODE.

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:17 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
American BODE has BODE on Canadian BODE right now, according to the IAB (International Association of BODE).

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:32 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:American BODE has BODE on Canadian BODE right now, according to the IAB (International Association of BODE).

:x

You tell those IAB honks to take their newsletter and shove it up their asses!!!!


Anyone with a brain knows the WBC (World BODE Congress) is the definitive word on the rules of BODE...

:x


IAB? ~pffft~ ...fucking rank amateurs...

Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:38 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Even Islamo-BODE has BODE over American BODE...



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Re: I wish I could sue Chipotle to get back 2 minutes of my

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:53 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:American BODE has BODE on Canadian BODE right now, according to the IAB (International Association of BODE).

:x

You tell those IAB honks to take their newsletter and shove it up their asses!!!!


Anyone with a brain knows the WBC (World BODE Congress) is the definitive word on the rules of BODE...

:x


IAB? ~pffft~ ...fucking rank amateurs...
The IAB measures BODE based on exchange rate and % of foreign trade. Trust me...they're legit.

This is the same outfit that invented the GHBRS (Global Hot Babe Rank'Em System).