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I have an irrational fear of taking a shit on a plane.
Like, if something happens, I'll be trapped in this tiny little fecal coffin and rescue crews will pry open the door of the shitter...and my mangled corpse will be covered in shit...where my last few moments alive were spent in a panic as the pilot planted our flight into the side of a mountain.
So, I try to force a deuce before take-off...but I'm told you shouldn't do that because it leads to hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

Would prayer help? Can I choose any denomination, or does that depend on the airline?

Adult diapers are OUT OF THE QUESTION. Go fuck yourself.

Philippians 4:6
Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.

Just move to SEC territory. Problem solved.

Sudden Sam wrote:Where'd the goddamn DELETE button go? I posted some crap here and couldn't delete it.

Acknowledging your problem is the first step on the road to recovery. Props.

Thanks guys. This really might help.

You're the best.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I have an irrational fear of taking a shit on a plane.

So don't fly then, simple as that.

Would prayer help?

It might but Xanax would help more. Save your most fervent prayer for when trev finally catches up with you.