T1B

This board is full of opinionated people. It's also full of mouth-breathing simpletons. Combine those two, and it's likely we've got several rides decked out in "humorous" and "thoughtful" adhesive slogans. Because as we all know, all the world's problems can be boiled down to one-sentence thoughts.

I'm guessing a few NRA decals.
The oh-so clever "NoBama."
For the Dems, maybe a "Jesus was a liberal."

Or maybe you keep it simple with repping your football team.

For trev, I'm guessing the stick figure family on her minivan.

Nope.

Don't lie. You are gauging the interest for a T1B bumper sticker, right?

mvscal wrote:Nope.

Not even a vanity plate? How about something like...

"Getfkd"

Especially not a vanity plate.

R-Jack wrote:Don't lie. You are gauging the interest for a T1B bumper sticker, right?

We're working on a few prototypes.

"T1B - Bring your white flags. And black cocks."
"Who gives a fuck?"
"T1B - Spinning Tunes and Blasting Coons"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:"T1B - Spinning Tunes and Blasting Coons"

Shoulda let me know you were behind me.

From Sirfindafold's truck:

Nice red X, you shit eating dumbfuck.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Nice red X, you shit eating dumbfuck.

Nice computer skills, Corky.


Ten Tall Ben's ride:

If you've ever put anything besides a parking sticker on your vehicle, you are a dork of the proportions that make regular dorks seem almost non-dorky.

Dinsdale wrote:If you've ever put anything besides a parking sticker on your vehicle, you are a dork of the proportions that make regular dorks seem almost non-dorky.

I can't exactly get with this. I bought an old truck for the deer lease and I sport a Texas Bow Hunters decal on it. It's small and cool.

Had one of these on my 1963 Dodge Dart GT. Coolest political bumper sticker ever. Never put another one on any of my other rides since.



Too bad the country missed out on a Kennedy vs. Goldwater election. It would have been epic. After the murder of JFK, Goldwater really lost his drive for the election against LBJ. It didn't help that the dems used some truly lousy smear tactics against him. Remember "vote for Goldwater and we'll be in a mess in Viet Nam" ? Well, I did vote for Barry and we were. Somewhere in an alternative universe the USA did not lose over 50K men, the social security system was fixed forever, and the welfare state never happened. Thanks a lot LBJ.

I have a "I brake for lawyers" bumper sticker on my ride.

Sincerely,
No one. Ever.

No bumper stickers ever but I had/have a Dale Earnhardt - Intimidator license plate frame proudly displayed on several different cars over the past 15 or so years.

R-Jack wrote:I have a "I brake for lawyers" bumper sticker on my ride.

Sincerely,
No one. Ever.

R-Jack wrote:I have a "I brake for lawyers" bumper sticker on my ride.

Sincerely,
No one. Ever.

Moving Sale's: "I pull over for your accidents"

Never any stick figures or bumper stickers. My first car ever, I did put a license plate holder that said "happiness is being single."

Never any "baby on board" or advertising my momhood for my kids' college. No student of the month or any of that nonsense.

Something on my windshield about when I need my next oil change.

trev wrote:Never any "baby on board"

I had one that said "Single White Childless Guy -- Go Ahead And Maim Me."

"Gas, grass or ass: Nobody rides free."

My primary ride has one of those chrome plated script "R", displaying my school pride where the dealer normally puts his name. On the back lift gate window lower right side is an NRA sticker. On the front windshield, top centered is a parking credential for local airport staff parking lots. Also on the front windshield drivers side low is a USAA parking decal.

On the Mrs primary ride is a USAA parking sticker, a UT MBA alumni association sticker, an NRA sticker and a Padre Island beach parking pass.

I believe that's where the GAS part comes in, moron.

Screw_Michigan wrote:I believe that's where the GAS part comes in, moron.

Cut 'spray some slack. He's far more familiar with gas exiting than entering.

Texas Gadsen flag plate and you don't put bumper stickers on Nazi-mobiles.

Never have sported any bumper stickers that I can recall. I did, however, have a sign in my rear window shortly after my divorce saying "Ex-wife for sale - Take over payments."

Smackie Chan wrote:Never have sported any bumper stickers that I can recall. I did, however, have a sign in my rear window shortly after my divorce saying "Ex-wife for sale - Take over payments."

Uh oh, Screwey's "ex-wife mentions on T1B" app is blowing up right now.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:Never have sported any bumper stickers that I can recall. I did, however, have a sign in my rear window shortly after my divorce saying "Ex-wife for sale - Take over payments."

Uh oh, Screwey's "ex-wife mentions on T1B" app is blowing up right now.

Yeah, I'm sure he's furiously stroking his mop handle right about now.

I've got it all. A couple of small stickers and personalized panties that were a gift.

I hope they weren't personalized like PSUfan's were.

Losers. I've never met a person that wasn't.

Didn't know shutyomouth drove a Mitsubishi.

trev wrote: Never any "baby on board" or advertising my momhood for my kids' college. No student of the month or any of that nonsense.

Never understood the baby on board signs. Was the purpose to get everyone else to drive better because you have a kid in the car?

schmick wrote:Only on my truck, not on any of my cars

It has an

Illegal Immigrant Hunting Permit sticker
and a
Liberal Hating Atheist sticker

Hi schmicky :)

I may be in your neck of the woods Sunday. Come see Kevin's band with me and have a drink?

Left Seater wrote: Never understood the baby on board signs. Was the purpose to get everyone else to drive better because you have a kid in the car?

So you have a smaller chance of getting pulled over for driving in HOV lane maybe?

Moving Sale wrote:

Left Seater wrote: Never understood the baby on board signs. Was the purpose to get everyone else to drive better because you have a kid in the car?

So you have a smaller chance of getting pulled over for driving in HOV lane maybe?

That must be why your domestic partner has a 'Lawyer on Board' on the back of his Nissan Leaf.

Which is a different reason than why your BigBlackBoyFriend has a "brown vile racist going down on me" sticker on his car eh O'failurecal?

On Dinsdale's ride:

CAUTION: FREQUENT STOPS.
AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE.

That'll rack.

Gadsden flag, NRA sticker, SeaBee sticker