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I have a Costco membership and a Sam's Club membership. I've only had the Sam's club card since April. On a whim, I wanted to shop there one day, to check it out, but I had to pay $40 to shop. I just went to Sam's for the 2nd time since I had the membership and wasn't impressed. I picked up some Naproxen, corn chips, soda, baking mix, and Kind bars. Sam's is a lot less crowded and sucks a lot more than Costco. We only have 1 Sam's in the county, as opposed to several Costco's. The clerks at Sam's also are sub par, compared to Costco.

Anyone have these club memberships and is it worth it? I won't renew Sam's. Debatable about Costco.
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I made my Costco membership back on prime beef and avocados.

SAMs club can eat a diseased cock
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Dropped Sam's club years ago.

I shop at Costco every Saturday morning after the farmers market at the Vista Courthouse.
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R-Jack wrote:I made my Costco membership back on prime beef and avocados.

SAMs club can eat a diseased cock
You must eat a lot of meat. The packages are HUGE. I don't buy them usually. Unless it's the ground beef and we are having a party. They used to have the really lean gr beef, but that changed about a year or two ago. I do buy their shrimp with the sauce. As a non-seafood person, it's pretty good and fresh tasting.

Yes, Sam's club is UGGG. And they had their Christmas stuff out today!! The trees lit and all. It was horrendous.
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Mikey wrote:Dropped Sam's club years ago.

I shop at Costco every Saturday morning after the farmers market at the Vista Courthouse.
What kinds of stuff do you get at Costco?
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trev wrote:The packages are HUGE.
Uhhhh......Is there a Costco in Iowa?

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ah, the last time I checked, the only places that had a Sam's Club. Were places that resided in white trash neighborhoods.
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No Sam's here. But, there's kind of a loop road off the major business hiway I live adjacent to. In addition to WINCO (west coast thing, which is a constant cart war between the white trash and the illegals, and cheap as hell), there's a Costco next door, and they're currently building a Walmart.

Safe to say, I'll never drive down Dartmouth St again. The triumvirate of suck.
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We have both chains here and I belong to neither. Only having two in the house those places never made sense to me. Why would I want to store all that extra for months on end, when at best I save a few pennies?
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Trev, can you send me some of those Kirkland peanut butter pretzels? Those are good.
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matteric wrote:ah, the last time I checked, the only places that had a Sam's Club. Were places that resided in white trash neighborhoods.
The only Sam's here is located in a near ghetto. Lots of Mexicans. There is a Walmart, Target, Ross, etc in the same shopping center. About a year ago, there was a shooting inside that Walmart.

I noticed yesterday, there were mostly Mexicans and minorities either shopping or working there. The mex mamma's had their brood of kids along, eating and spilling their snacks.

I might upgrade my phone there. Apparently, they only charge tax on what you pay for the phone, not the full value. I don't know how they get away with that in California.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Trev, can you send me some of those Kirkland peanut butter pretzels? Those are good.
Sure, sweetie.
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trev wrote: Lots of Mexicans.
They are also known as human beings. I know you are a fat drunken racist so you don't care, but I just thought I would point that out.

Go fuck a hot curling iron you stupid piece of racist shit.
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Nice pearl clutching, you dickless halfwit.
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Moving Sale wrote:
trev wrote: Lots of Mexicans.
They are also known as human beings. I know you are a fat drunken racist so you don't care, but I just thought I would point that out.

Go fuck a hot curling iron you stupid piece of racist shit.
I'm just pointing out my experience. I've noticed the Mexicans like to shop at Sam's and Walmart. Us whiter folk prefer Costco and Target. The Mexican's also seem to have bigger families compared to us who have around 2 kids. Language, borders, culture. A Mexican lady had about 8 bags of corn chips in her basket. I asked her where they were and she kindly told me. I picked up 2 bags. At $1.44 each, that was a bargain.
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mvscal wrote:Nice pearl clutching, you dickless halfwit.
I'm not shocked she a racist nor did I imply I was shocked in my post. Have you ever been right about anything?

Trev,
So on top of being a racist pos you are also a liar. You didn't observe that these people are Mexicans unless you are checking nationalities at the door. Now go roll some coal down your gullet, and fuck off while you are at it.
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Observing that a lot of people shopping at a store are Mexicans is not racism, you pin-dicked sperm burper.
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mvscal wrote:Observing that a lot of people shopping at a store are Mexicans is not racism, you pin-dicked sperm burper.
Wtf would you know about things that aren't racism you black cock sucking shit stain? You don't think you saying blacks are genetically predisposed to violence so your stance shit. Now go back to being a failure at life.
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Unfortunately for your shit take, I never said that.
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No, unfortunately for me some tard erased your post history a while back so I can't link to it.
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trev wrote:I picked up 2 bags. At $1.44 each, that was a bargain.
If they didn't say "Juanita's" on the bag, you did it wrong.

Actually, I'm not sure if Juanita's make it that far south. My friend in Sacramento gets them. Cheap, and by far the best corn chips.

I would have thought Moving Sale would be the biggest Costco fan here. The amount he would save on tampons alone would pay for the membership in days.
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We have Juanita's here but they suck compared to our local tortilla chips.
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We have Costco here in Canada too.

No Sam's, though...
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I have up on sams, it's far and inconvenient and dirty like a walmart. I loooove Costco but don't buy much but the savings on myson purchase more than pays for the membership if I paid for it.

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I don't know who or what a Molly is, but if it's female, it's probably a good addition here.

And needs to show us its tits.
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Dinsdale wrote:I don't know who or what a Molly is, but if it's female, it's probably a good addition here.

And needs to show us its tits.
It posted in another thread that it had personalized panties, [ap] but on second thought that might not tell us much about its gender[\ap]
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Molly has all the girls parts. Hi Molly!
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Dinsdale wrote:I don't know who or what a Molly is.

I do

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Yup. That about sums it up, 88.
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88 wrote:Every time I roll into Costco, I have a grand plan of sliding through with a package of muffins, maybe a package of ribeyes, and perhaps a package of Danish blue cheese (shit is the bomb, yo). I end up with an overloaded cart full of shit I had no idea I needed or wanted until I got there, and $500+ later I am trying to stuff that stuff into my sled. This happens every fucking time.
So you plan on spending a grand and can only find 500$ worth of stuff? Sounds like a dump. 8)
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trev wrote: I picked up 2 bags. At $1.44 each, that was a bargain.

Some of us don't deal with "ditch" dirt.



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trev wrote:
Mikey wrote:Dropped Sam's club years ago.

I shop at Costco every Saturday morning after the farmers market at the Vista Courthouse.
What kinds of stuff do you get at Costco?
Wine (Costco sells more wine than any retailer in the country)
Meat
Fish
Cheese
Paper goods (paper towels, toilet paper, etc.)
Plastic bags (ziploc, trash compactor, yard waste)
Detergent
Some non-perishable foods (canned stuff, mayo, etc.)
Charcoal (in the summer)
Some pharmacy stuff
Eyeglasses
Pom
Eggs
Cottage Cheese
Other stuff

Oh....and PRE-COOKED BACON

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schmick wrote:
Sam's is a walmart company, they pay their employees shit like walmart does and that shit is passed on to the customers through service.
Apparently, you've never known anyone who worked for Costco outside of corporate.

Smells just like Walmart. They schedule hours to keep employees just under the insurance threshold, pay shit, and hire shit.
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Is that you Buttsy?!?! I looooove you so much!

I have girl parts. They're pretty.

That should be plates not panties and it's too late to fix it now.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:'Tis me. I've got the biggest Willie over here. :)
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Sorry Buttsy, I totally just lol'd.
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Papa Willie wrote:Goobs fucks up and lays a good one out there every now & then. Ask him to show you his heart. Get a bucket.
Watch out, molly. I can be heartless.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Goobs fucks up and lays a good one out there every now & then. Ask him to show you his heart. Get a bucket.
Watch out, molly. I can be heartless.
C'mon man. Have a heart...at the very, absolute rock fucking bottom least.

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