T1B

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:04 pm**

You know, something you guide your life and decisions by?

Or some brainiac quote you throw at a half-drunk relative over Thanksgiving turkey -- when he starts prying into your personal affairs too much.

Live free or die.

Get busy living or get busy dying.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery.

Work to become, not to acquire.

Eat, drink and remarry.

John Wooden had some interesting ones...

If you're not making mistakes, you're not doing anything.

Discipline yourself and others won't need to.

If I am through learning, I am through.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:17 pm**

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:24 pm**

Go fuck yourself.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:46 pm**

That's cool. She can just get on your health insurance.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:22 pm**

It's easier to apologize than to ask permission.

Illegitimi non carborundum

IKYABWAI

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:57 pm**

I jizz mop, therefore I am.

sig

Screwy

Oui?

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:23 pm**

mvscal wrote:

I knew Clarence Mitchell.
Clarence Mitchell was a friend of my uncle.
You're no Clarence Mitchell.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:31 pm**

Take it to the bumper sticker thread.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:39 pm**

mvscal wrote:[img]http://www.family-crests.com/productimages/clans/mitchell-clan-crest.jpg[/img]

An odd motto for an avowed atheist.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:53 pm**

Less is More

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:11 pm**

Give a man a fire, you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, he stays warm for a lifetime.

If you’re wondering what to give the man who has everything, you might want to start with penicillin.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:53 pm**

There's nothing more useless than altitude above you, runway behind you, or fuel left behind.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:07 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:Give a man a fire, you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, he stays warm for a lifetime.

If you’re wondering what to give the man who has everything, you might want to start with penicillin.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Got anything from the "funny" pile?

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:58 pm**

Ooo snap.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:21 pm**

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Give a man a fire, you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, he stays warm for a lifetime.

If you’re wondering what to give the man who has everything, you might want to start with penicillin.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Got anything from the "funny" pile?

The only good Canadian is a dead Canadian.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:50 pm**

Did you take a "vow of unfunniness"?

This is just...terrible.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:36 pm**

Chance favors the prepared mind.
-L. Pasteur

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:43 pm**

When all else fails, take it up the ass.

Sincerely,

Mvscunt

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:14 pm**

Beauty is a light switch away.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:09 pm**

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Did you take a "vow of unfunniness"?

This is just...terrible.

That wasn't actually from the "funny" pile. That was from the "Captain Obvious" folder.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:23 pm**

"People suck"

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:44 pm**

To err is human, to moo, bovine. - A cow, Iowa

To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Plato
Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:46 pm**

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Autobots.......roll out!

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:25 am**

res ipsa loquitur

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:30 am**

R-Jack wrote:
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Autobots.......roll out!

^^^^^^^^^

winner

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:36 pm**

Smackie Chan wrote:It's easier to apologize than to ask permission.

Illegitimi non carborundum

IKYABWAI

I think it goes....it's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

If I am am wrong permit me to apologize.

Love ya!

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:42 pm**

Those who fart in church, must sit in their own pew!

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:45 pm**

"That's why we can't have nice things."

I say them daily to the family.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:47 pm**

Smackie wrote:It's easier to apologize than to ask permission.

mama wrote:I think it goes....it's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

Smackie got right to the point -- but yeah, he took a little shortcut.

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:55 pm**

Hey Shrubber my friend--- I always thought "to do it to be" was Sartre. We need a clarification.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:02 pm**

Wolfman wrote:Hey Shrubber my friend--- I always thought "to do it to be" was Sartre. We need a clarification.

Why are you even engaging this idiot? Is it because you're looking to score pain meds?

I can help you out, bro. Doctor Shlomart's Organic "Green" Salve...

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:42 pm**

mamamustanger wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:It's easier to apologize than to ask permission.
I think it goes....it's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

I stand by my wording since I don't find it easy to beg for anything. Saying "I'm sorry" is a snap.

If I am am wrong permit me to apologize.

No dice. I demand that you get on your knees and beg forgiveness. Although the last part is negotiable.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:35 pm**

Fuck off. I've got work to do.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:36 pm**

"Can a borrow a couple quarters for the wash machine?"

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:43 pm**

That's not helping them, that's hurting them.

Yea, I know that's from some clueless Rome caller. But it got played on a show while my wife and I were driving to Vermont. So she heard it. So now we both use it in conversation, albeit infrequently.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:49 pm**

Why ya gotta be so rude? Don't ya know I'm human too?

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:59 pm**

Who the Hell is Mikey?

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:26 pm**

trev wrote:Why ya gotta be so rude? Don't ya know I'm human too?

Great, now that song is going to be stuck in my head all damn day again. Between that and the Mod damn Frozen soundtrack I want to jump from a tall building.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:26 pm**

Fuck you you fucking fuck.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:33 pm**

Smackie Chan wrote:
mamamustanger wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:It's easier to apologize than to ask permission.
I think it goes....it's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
I stand by my wording since I don't find it easy to beg for anything. Saying "I'm sorry" is a snap.

If I am am wrong permit me to apologize.
No dice. I demand that you get on your knees and beg forgiveness. Although the last part is negotiable.

If I am on my knees I can guarantee you that it won't be to beg for forgiveness, if you know what I mean

T1B

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