It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:03 pm
The Emperor's men have ravaged our lands. Our crops are destroyed and our cattle...
defiled .
I am putting together a team of 7 of the best Kung Fu fighters.
Do you have the skills to impress the Master? Show me your fighting techniques, oh ambitious young warriors.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Carson
2012 CFB Pickem Champ
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by Carson Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:14 pm
Master Baytar?
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:18 pm
Go home to your mother and play with dolls, fat child. This is SERIOUS.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Left Seater
36,000 ft above the chaos
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by Left Seater Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:25 pm
You left out Tim Horton's being taken over by a burger company.
Moving Sale wrote: I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
mvscal
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by mvscal Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:30 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: our cattle...
defiled .
TARRDORREN?!? It can't be!!! Who wirr save us?!?
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pm Unlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:18 pm
Ah...Lightning Racist Viper style...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:22 pm
trev...
Your
Drunken Housewife method is legendary in 4 provinces.
Join
me ...errr...I mean...
us .
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Smackie Chan
Eternal Scobode
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by Smackie Chan Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:27 pm
Should you choose to employ Pied Piper tactics to lure the Emperor's men into an ambush, I may possess skills that could be of use. Unless the enemy can only lured by country, disco, Air France, or Rush.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:31 pm
So...the
Flying Feet Of Air France attack, is it?
Bring your worst. BRING IT.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:37 pm
Moving Sale...brother...
Your
Chihuahua Ankle-Lock style is legendary...fight the good fight with us.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
trev
New Sheriff in Town
Posts: 5032 Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:23 pmLocation: semi retirement
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by trev Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:03 pm
I'll join. I can get thru this. One cock ...... tail at a time.
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:27 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Moving Sale...brother...
Your
Chihuahua Ankle-Lock style is legendary...fight the good fight with us.
Why are you so obssesed with my body? You are creepy.
mvscal
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by mvscal Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:35 pm
Ah, Nice Trick Pony form.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pm Unlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:50 pm
Your obssesion with my body is weird and creepy. I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yuck.
Mikey
Carbon Neutral since 1955
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by Mikey Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:54 pm
Maybe you can coax Rumsfeld out of retirement.
BSmack
2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
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by BSmack Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:05 pm
Maybe someone will let you try their Wu Tang style?
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
mvscal
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by mvscal Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:13 pm
Moving Sale wrote: Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pm Unlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:14 pm
Black Belt... White Flag. rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:22 pm
Why are you so obsessed with my body? It's weird and creepy. And gay, very gay.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:31 pm
Moving Sale wrote: Why are you so obsessed with my body? It's weird and creepy. And gay, very gay.
But you're still going to help us fight the evil monks from Jiangxi Province, right?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:34 pm
I don't care if you are gay. I just wish you would stop hitting on me.
mvscal
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by mvscal Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:36 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Moving Sale wrote: Why are you so obsessed with my body? It's weird and creepy. And gay, very gay.
But you're still going to help us fight the evil monks from Jiangxi Province, right?
He'll be there with bells on....very tiny, little bells. They will be no match for his
Nice Trick Pony form kung fu.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pm Unlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:36 pm
Stop being so creepy.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:43 pm
Why is it creepy that I don't want you hitting on me?
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:46 pm
You keep asking guys if they're gay...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pmLocation: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:47 pm
Is that why your wife left you? Late nights with "the boys"?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Carson
2012 CFB Pickem Champ
Posts: 4957 Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:11 pmLocation: NOT in The Gump
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by Carson Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:48 pm
Why would he tap his foot?
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:49 pm
You are the one constantly talking about my body. I'm just trying to figure out your obsession.
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:50 pm
Carson wrote: Why would he tap his foot?
So you are obssesed with my body too. Do you guys have a club or are you all independently obssesed with my body?
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:58 pm
Why do you care?
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:05 pm
I genuinely interested in why you are interested in their obsession with my body.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
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by MgoBlue-LightSpecial Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:17 pm
Moving Sale wrote: I genuinely interested in why you are interested in their obsession with my body.
You avoided my question with a question. That's a white flag.
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:21 pm
Fair enough. I wanted to know in case they are stalking me.
Wolfman
Dumpater Artist
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by Wolfman Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:35 pm
Arnold of Winkelreid, hero of Switzerland, on the job a little late. Sorry about that. All is well now.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
smackaholic
Walrus Team 6
Posts: 21755 Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pmLocation: upside it
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by smackaholic Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:01 pm
I can help set up perimeter defenses using my freestyle landscape kung fu
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
smackaholic
Walrus Team 6
Posts: 21755 Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pmLocation: upside it
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by smackaholic Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:03 pm
Wolfman wrote:
Arnold of Winkelreid, hero of Switzerland, on the job a little late. Sorry about that. All is well now.
I guess wolfie is our 92 year old blind dude that can kick everybody's ass guy.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
smackaholic
Walrus Team 6
Posts: 21755 Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pmLocation: upside it
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by smackaholic Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:13 pm
Why do you fools continue to challenge his black cock/white flag/IKYGBWAI form kung fu? Its yin yang fury is much to strong a kung fu for you shleps.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
smackaholic
Walrus Team 6
Posts: 21755 Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pmLocation: upside it
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by smackaholic Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:14 pm
can somebody wytch up a black cock/white flag yin yang symbol?
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
