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church pussy
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:34 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Is church a good place to meet women?
'cause...that's what I've heard
:?
Re: church pussy
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:19 am
by poptart
Yes, absolutely.
Re: church pussy
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:45 am
by BSmack
Work the real born again ones with self esteem issues.
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Re: church pussy
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:09 am
by molly
Some dude I know from a cruise group on Facebook snapped me a cockshot while in church :/
Re: church pussy
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:53 am
by molly
schmick wrote:Go on to tinder, that app is filed with chicks that say they are not looking to hook up but within a week or two youre banging the hell out of them
Now that ime done with the pseudo boyfriend I'm going load tinder again. It's so much fun. Did you get your M yet?
Re: church pussy
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:02 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Is church a good place to meet women?
'cause...that's what I've heard
:?
Craziest two bitches I ever dated were church going folk.
Re: church pussy
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:36 pm
by Goober McTuber
Here you go, Marty. Enjoy.
Re: church pussy
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:53 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Good Christian girls love non-believers.
Sometimes it's the "I want to convert/save him" kind of thing, but usually it's just plain old science. Women are attracted to what they are not "supposed" to be attracted to -----> the rebel, the asshole, the atheist, etc.
Just go to a local service but act hesitant about being there. The last thing you want is for them to think you're a full on poptart. Their legs will close up shop quicker than a Tim Horton's in a black neighborhood. Just say something like, "I'm just seeing what this bullshit is all about." Make sure to rock your khakis with a cuff in the crease, and you're still not lovin' police.
Re: church pussy
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:51 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...close up shop quicker than a Tim Horton's in a black neighborhood.
This
actually happens.
Re: church pussy
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:27 am
by trev
I would guess there are a lot of crazy beeyotches at church looking for love. It can't hurt to check out a few. The dumbest most desperate and most abundant women are probably at the mega churches that are now popular.
Re: church pussy
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:07 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
That's because you're a fucking idiot.
Re: church pussy
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:43 pm
by BSmack
schmick wrote:I thought Tim Hortons was a hockey company
No, they make shitty coffee and doughnut holes.
Re: church pussy
Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:18 am
by molly
schmick wrote:I thought Tim Hortons was a hockey company
LOL jackass.... They're a major nhl sponsor though.
Re: church pussy
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:16 pm
by BSmack
They also sell shitty ice cream at some stores.
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Re: church pussy
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:44 pm
by War Wagon
trev wrote:I would guess there are a lot of crazy beeyotches at church looking for love. It can't hurt to check out a few. The dumbest most desperate and most abundant women are probably at the mega churches that are now popular.
Better off at a bowling alley bar.
If you're just looking to get laid and aren't too picky (s'up Dins?) that is.
Re: church pussy
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:19 pm
by Dr. McCoy
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Is church a good place to meet women?
'cause...that's what I've heard
:?