T1B

I know you guys like to laugh at me and well I like to laugh at me too. Went to Vegas Saturday and Sunday for a hockey game. I got pretty fucked up after almost no sleep or food and passed out mid game.



Irresponsible.


Welcome!


Beerade. Brought home six 12-packs from my couponer friend who got them free.


Birthday bouncy house!




Hockey!




My very bestest. Excuse her shirt. Vegas natives are fucked in the head.






Maybe a bathroom selfie?


The best texts ever :/ I'm in blue. Starts on left.


So ummm yeah.
http://youtu.be/WHOawF421cA

I stopped at stateline to avoid traffic. View from my room.


Virtual coaster!


Log ride!


Don't get excited, it was pennies.


I sat in the shower Sunday night to decompress. For 40 minutes :/


Sunrise over Barstow.


I stayed in stateline to avoid horrendous traffic. Welllll fuck me sideways. I ended up only an hour late. Woohoo!

I thought I clicked on T1B not Facebook ®.

I like your knees molly... and your fun bags too

I'm not sure which part of "tits" you're struggling with?

Is it the "T"?

The "I"?

The final "T"?

Is pluralizing it with the "s" throwing you off?

There's a tit in the hockey forum.

molly wrote:There's a tit in the hockey forum.

You lie.

mvscal wrote:

molly wrote:There's a tit in the hockey forum.

You lie.

I hate liars!

:x

mvscal wrote:

molly wrote:There's a tit in the hockey forum.

You lie.

Wait...


...Ana?

Nice pics, but you were going 100mph with your kid in the car?

Ace wrote:Nice pics, but you were going 100mph with your kid in the car?

He probably was there while she was muffing her "friend" in the bedroom too. Nothing says teach your children well like taking them to that shithole Vegas.

Nothing says "my life took a horrible turn" like seeing a Welcome To Nevada sign.

There's shitholes.

There's complete shitholes.

And there's Nevada.

You guys bitch all you want. She is at least ATTEMPTING to keep the current moving in this sordidpalce. The more she posts the larger the comfort zone. She will relax a bit and in a moment of weakness (or intoxication) will post some intimate pics of her body geography....

Wait...she's a mom....I feel dirty.

I'm not Ana. She has amazing tits.

I wasn't going 100; I hit 100 a couple of times. That road is long and boring, like political posts. I think I averaged 85. We don't go to "Vegas" like nonlocals think. It's a way different experience. Nevada is a shithole though.

I save my moments of weakness for snapchat.

molly wrote:
I wasn't going 100; I hit 100 a couple of times.

Eh?

molly wrote:We don't go to "Vegas" like nonlocals think. It's a way different experience.

Do tell.

No, don't tell.

I've read and seen enough. For now.

Restraint is a virtue, especially for women folk.

PM trev for advice.

I was going to post pics of our household's third business and our weekend out there but I couldn't find any without is in them and I've learned my lesson.

War Wagon wrote:No, don't tell.

I've read and seen enough. For now.

Restraint is a virtue, especially for women folk.

Just shut up. What the fuck do you know about women folk?

Goober McTuber wrote:What the fuck do you know about women folk?

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War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:What the fuck do you know about women folk?

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OK. I laughed.