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Well, at least I assume he did.

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Notre Dame WR Justin Brent appears to be dating a porn star

Notre Dame true freshman wide receiver Justin Brent appears to be dating 42-year-old adult entertainment actress Lisa Ann. Fighting Irish football players have a troubled recent past when it comes to their dating lives. This time, though, there appears to be photographic evidence that Justin Brent is indeed dating the woman he is purported to be dating, to say nothing of the extensive NSFW filmography supporting the notion that Lisa Ann is a (mostly) real person.

Here, Brent and Lisa Ann are pictured together courtside at Madison Square Garden:


Maybe this was a date. Maybe they attended the Knicks game as friends, or friends with impermissible benefits. As far as we know, the NCAA doesn't have any rules about those.

Lest you be concerned that Brent is eschewing his football duties to follow his heart, Notre Dame has a bye week coming up before traveling to play Navy at FedEx Field on Nov. 1.

Coming out of Speedway High School in Indianapolis, Ind., Brent was a four-star prospect and the No. 14 wide receiver in the 2014 class according to the 247Sports Composite. This, however, isn't a skill that you just can't project from a senior highlight tape.

Why the fuck would anybody want to date a porn star? I really don't get it.

No clue. Apparently she’s been on Stern’s show a bunch and is desperately trying to hang on to any relevance she thought she once had by dating show members and other “celebrities.” She’s supposedly “hung out” with OSU’s TE and is now on to a scout team WR for Notre Dame.

How to plow a morbidly obese woman?

mvscal wrote:Why the fuck would anybody want to date a porn star?

At least this guy's girlfriend actually exists.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

mvscal wrote:Why the fuck would anybody want to date a porn star?

At least this guy's girlfriend actually exists.

Nice reset.

Sin,
The Writer of the Article

mvscal wrote:Why the fuck would anybody want to date a porn star?

For attention and dumb conversation.

Dinsdale wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

mvscal wrote:Why the fuck would anybody want to date a porn star?

At least this guy's girlfriend actually exists.

Nice reset.

Sin,
The Writer of the Article

Some stories don't require reading beyond the headline.

mvscal wrote:Why the fuck would anybody want to date a porn star? I really don't get it.

If we're using "date" in the traditional sense of the word, i.e. dinner and a movie, opening doors for her, pulling the chair out for her at the dinner table, buying her flowers and teddy bears, etc., I have no idea either. If we're using "date" as a euphemism "bang the holy living fuck out of," as this article seems to imply, I think the answer is obvious: just to say you've done it. I could certainly think of worse ways to spend a Friday night...

mvscal wrote:Why the fuck would anybody want to date a porn star?

(!) Here's why. (!) :grin:

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:I could certainly think of worse ways to spend a Friday night...

We can't.

Sin,

Well, not everything about her is real.

Where does the NCAA stand in regards to a player with porn star sugar mama?

mvscal wrote:Why the fuck would anybody want to date a porn star? I really don't get it.

Awesome head?