T1B

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:07 pm**

Smackie and I have been married since October 17th He is great maker of "to do" lists today I was cleaning up around the ol' love nest when I came upon one of those lists It read.....Life insurance ( health dental vision). wills. BURIAL!!! I dont know if he is plning on knocking me off soon. I haven't come across the list that reads....chloroform, duct tape, gloves, shovel. trash bags and knife yet. Just in case I better start working on plan B......hmmmmm what shall I plan for dinner?

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:15 pm**

mamamustanger wrote:I haven't come across the list that reads....chloroform, duct tape, gloves, shovel. trash bags and knife yet.

You can lay low at my place for a few days. You're totally safe here.

-Toddowen

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:25 pm**

Another possibility. Married folks may make sure that the other partner is "set" in case something unexpected happens to themselves, i.e. heart attack, stroke, accident. I keep a detailed list in our "safe box" of what MrsO is to do in that event. Keeping insurance policies, etc. up to date are important in that regard. Then again you might want to feed some of your food to the dog before you eat it. (-:

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:35 pm**

Wolfman wrote:Another possibility. Married folks may make sure that the other partner is "set" in case something unexpected happens to themselves, i.e. heart attack, stroke, accident. I keep a detailed list in our "safe box" of what MrsO is to do in that event. Keeping insurance policies, etc. up to date are important in that regard. Then again you might want to feed some of your food to the dog before you eat it. (-:

He is organized like that, or so he has led me to believe

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:55 pm**

I told my family to burn me up and save the money for a big party.

I'd probably get buried in a shitty area, anyway.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:41 pm**

You need to get as far away from that maniac as possible. Like...a different country.

p.s. ~ how do you like your eggs?

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:46 pm**

I had the guest room set up (complete w/ wet bar) for a very special lady, that backed out at the last minute...to remain with her abusive husband.

:|

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:59 pm**

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You need to get as far away from that maniac as possible.

p.s. ~ how do you like your eggs?

Over easy of course!

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:09 pm**

Excuse me...I have a lot of Febreze-ing to do...

:|

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:47 pm**

L-R

Marty- Smackie looking for MamaMustanger

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:04 pm**

I will not stand for this outrage.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:24 pm**

Marty - "Yes, just a little spritz of Febreze for Mama. Ohh, momma..."

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:01 pm**

mama, you can always stay with Screwey if need be.

I thought I heard somewhere...

..at some point...

..that he lives...

... In DC!

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:02 pm**

P.S. Bring quarters.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:05 pm**

Don't forget your Meg Ryan DVD collection. Thanksgiving is right around the corner.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:20 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:P.S. Bring quarters.

Quarters. Oh thank goodness I thought you were going to say a mop!

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:22 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Don't forget your Meg Ryan DVD collection. Thanksgiving is right around the corner.

Can we watch 16 candles and play candy land too?

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:28 pm**

Oh we are gonna have such funnnnn!

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:19 am**

mamamustanger wrote:Quarters. Oh thank goodness I thought you were going to say a mop!

Sorry, I don't bring my work home with me.

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:19 am**

Sudden Sam wrote:Gonna be a helluva change musically moving from Smackie's to Screwy's.

The Strypes >>>>> Air France

Led Zeppelin >>>>> Belle and Sebastian

Not that you knew anything about music.

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:30 am**

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Gonna be a helluva change musically moving from Smackie's to Screwy's.

The Strypes >>>>> Air France

Led Zeppelin >>>>> Belle and Sebastian
Not that you knew anything about music.

He prepares an imaginary playlist for a non-existent "audience", remember?

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:32 am**

Plus Sam is dying, and all his friends are either dead or dying...so cut him some slack.

The Reaper is sharpening his scythe. Better have those lumps checked out Sammy.

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:10 pm**

mamamustanger wrote:.... knocking me off soon.

Well, I doubt he'll be knocking you up. :grin:

Yeah, better not turn your back on him.

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:13 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:P.S. Bring quarters.

you fukker!!! you owe me a coffee!

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:33 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:So sad, so sad. :( I worry about you two.

Me circling the drain? Hardly. I'm too healthy according to my doctor. Numbers are off the charts and I feel great. Rode to Tampa on the bike two weeks ago. Can you two do that? I think not.

I'm afraid you're both just pussies. Good guys, no doubt, but pussies who do nothing but play video games and/or sit at a computer 24/7. (At least Marty displays some creativity and talent.) I see pasty-white skin, bodies so frail you avoid sports, and no female companions. At least not living, breathing females.

You guys should get out more.

Keep dreaming, old man. Unlike yourself, I don't need to sign contracts for companionship. I value my independence and can take care of myself. If you weren't too much of a pussy scared of his own shadow to discover it, instead of feeling it necessary to be shacked up with some broad every waking moment of your life, you might actually enjoy it.

This is your third marriage, right?

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:09 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote: I value my independence and can take care of myself. If you weren't too much of a pussy scared of his own shadow to discover it, instead of feeling it necessary to be shacked up with some broad every waking moment of your life, you might actually enjoy it.

This is your third marriage, right?

Sorry dude, but all this went out the window with T Hanks giving. Now go find yourself a nice casserole recipe to try out for this year's event.

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:40 pm**

smackaholic wrote:
mamamustanger wrote:.... knocking me off soon.
Well, I doubt he'll be knocking you up. :grin:

Yeah, better not turn your back on him.

Maybe not but I will give him an "A" for effort

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:00 pm**

smackaholic wrote: Sorry dude, but all this went out the window with T Hanks giving. Now go find yourself a nice casserole recipe to try out for this year's event.

I sacrificed a day for her. This year we're watching football. But don't let me force you off the faggotry wagon.

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:24 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:I don't need any companionship. I've thoroughly enjoyed my single periods. Too much! And I have more independence now than any married man I know. I do anything I want whenever I want.

I feel this way almost 100%. I just hate sleeping alone.

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