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So the very association you incessantly whine about for "unfairly" punishing USC, you now want to be empowered with things like uniform control. I thought you hardcore conservatives were all about Laissez-faire policy.

I don't like this new era of uni monstrosities either (Thanks, Phil) but I wouldn't want the NCAA to get involved. The less those shit dicks have their hands on, the better.

Can we add the idiotic metallic helmets, that make the team look like my daughter at age 5 had gone crazy with a sharpie?

I give the SEC credit, the top teams in that conference don't resort to the "hey, look at our wacky uniforms" approach. Lot of classic looks that haven't changed in years. Throwbacks are the only acceptable alts. Enough with Nike, Adidas and Under Armour committing eye rape on any given Saturday. You shouldn't have to flip to a game and wonder which team is which. If you're a "brand" program...you shouldn't have to resort to wearing stupid uniforms.