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Movie Review - The Village

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:51 pm
by DrDetroit
It sucks...

The End.

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:52 pm
by Viper in Vancouver
Can't be worse the "without a paddle"

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:56 pm
by lovebuzz
it did suck.

however joaquin phoenix and his cleft lip make anything watchable.

even curling.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:04 am
by The Assassin
It wasn;t as bad as "Anchorman". But it was dull.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:04 am
by KC Scott
It did suck.

I told the wife about halfway through, it was probably set in Now time.

Shalmalama did great with 6th sense and signs was OK, but the Village and Invinceible (Think that was the title were dogs)

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:07 am
by lovebuzz
Shalmalama
i laughed.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:10 am
by DrDetroit
The Assassin wrote:It wasn;t as bad as "Anchorman". But it was dull.
Anchorman was bad, as was Old School as is many of those SNL castoff flicks...they're shit.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:12 am
by See You Next Wednesday
I liked Anchorman. Didn't see The Village, but Chronicles of Riddick was the worst POS I saw last year.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:14 am
by DrDetroit
Yep...I basically refuse to go to theatres nowadays...

I'll go for a flick like LOTR, Matrix, Saving Private Ryan...but none of the alleged comedy films, chick dramas, etc.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:58 am
by DrDetroit
Oh, and Dodgeball sucks, too.

Re: Movie Review - The Village

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:01 am
by Rich Fader
DrDetroit wrote:It sucks...

The End.
You're telling us like we didn't already know.

By the way...!zzubevol, I'm loving the avatard.

I want a pet Stitch, damn it!

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:52 am
by move this thread
Move it!

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:53 am
by DrDetroit
move this thread wrote:Move it!
Gee, yet another bitch registering yet another shit troll...

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:02 am
by move this thread
Please follow the posting rules, sir.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:03 am
by Bizzarofelice
whiny bitch troll.

the band is back together and the rules have been established. embrace them or embrace some other board's rules.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:32 am
by tomas8
You wanna watch a bad movie?

rent king arthur! holy shit! it was so bad at times i thought i was watching a B movie! total waste of time!

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:37 am
by fenway
H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E :!:

Re: Movie Review - The Village

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:42 am
by Lizard King
DrDetroit wrote:It sucks...

The End.
Yeah, thanks for giving your opinion of year old movies.

I'm waiting anxiously for your review of On the Waterfront.

Dickass.

Re: Movie Review - The Village

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:46 am
by See You Next Wednesday
Lizard King wrote: I'm waiting anxiously for your review of On the Waterfront.
Good movie.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:50 am
by The Assassin
Just finished watching Napoleon Dynamite.


It was o.k. Had its moments.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:54 pm
by Roofer
DVD Reviews:

King Arthur - was decent. Never got a B-flick feeling from it, but it could have been done sooo much better. Grade: C-

Anchorman: I go to this little hole in the wall DVD rental place...get new releases for $1.50/night. This one was $1.49 too much. Grade: F (feel free to make up a grade low enough)

Elf: This is the Will Ferrell (sp?) movie to rent. Good for the whole family. Watched it with my two boys and my Mom and every one of us enjoyed it. Grade: A-

Troy: L........o........n.........g.........f.......u.......c........k.......i......n.......g......m........o........v.......i........e. That said, did a decent job. Even at 3 hours, I think it fell short of character development. Maybe should have made this a two parter and put in a little more time. Grade: C+



I was a bit disappointed that I jonesed and forgot to pick up The Village this past weekend, but now I'm not sure it was a bad thing.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:30 pm
by Python
KC Scott wrote:
I told the wife about halfway through, it was probably set in Now time.
Well, scratch this movie off the list, thankyouverymuch.

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:09 am
by JCT
Python post, everyone has to slam a beer.

Re: Movie Review - The Village

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:16 pm
by lovebuzz
Rich Fader wrote:
DrDetroit wrote:It sucks...

The End.
You're telling us like we didn't already know.

By the way...!zzubevol, I'm loving the avatard.

I want a pet Stitch, damn it!
you want some links ?

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:24 pm
by Roofer
Ok, watched The Village over the weekend, and I actually liked it. It made you think. It was kind of annoying after awhile with all the "those we do not speak of" and "the towns" BS, but ultimately it was kinda cool how they wove their way to explaining what the hell this Village was all about. Couple of good minor jump scenes, but nothing totally creepy. Once you get the flow of a Shamalama movie, you can kinda anticipate where he's gonna throw in a "jumper".

Anyways, decent. Wasn't as bad as I was expecting it to be....definitely makes you use your noodle.

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:46 pm
by Shortstop
"Something the Lord Made"

Best show you'll see in a long time. Hits close to home for me so maybe you won't like it as much as I did, but it's still a damn fine flick.

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