Healthiest and Worst States

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:03 pm

SEC! SEC!

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:07 pm

This is "Bode" I guess...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:59 pm

I've seen this discussed recently -- do a websearch, and it's generally magazines that do these lists, and the results at the top vary quite a bit, depending on methodology.

But the SEC's dominance of the bottom is universal.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:04 am

Papa Willie wrote:I call it black people.

Yes, because we all know that white southerners have an extreme aversion to fried foods, bbq and massive quantities of sweet tea.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:48 am

Hawaii in the number one spot?

I wasn't aware that obese polynesians and meth are the sort of things that get you healthy numbers. CT and MA are healthy because you have to be healthy to work 3 jobs to pay your fukking taxes.

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:48 am

Papa Willie wrote:I call it black people.

That's because you aren't smart enough to live with white people.

Stop blaming your problems on people smarter than you (black people)... for why you weigh a 1/2 ton.

Straight outta Bacon, Georgia (the fattest white people on earth)

They call me "Porkspray" ... and I ain't getting smaller

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:57 am

matteric wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:I call it black people.

That's because you aren't smart enough to live with white people.

Stop blaming your problems on people smarter than you (black people)... for why you weigh a 1/2 ton.

Straight outta Bacon, Georgia (the fattest white people on earth)

They call me "Porkspray" ... and I ain't getting smaller

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:18 am

Papa Willie wrote:Yeah - Milton. I saw it the first time. It was something I would expect a 10 year old to post. Yay.

Papa%20Willie wrote:

matteric wrote: Straight outta Bacon, Georgia (the fattest white people on earth)

They call me "Porkspray" ... and I ain't getting smaller

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:25 am

Papa Willie wrote:I wouldn't expect you to get it, inbred faggot.

Run outside and drown and die in your beautiful weather, cock vaper.

Straight outta Bacon, Georgia (the fattest white people on earth)

They call me "Porkspray" ... and I ain't getting smaller

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:33 am

Papa Willie wrote:I wouldn't expect you to get it, inbred faggot.

teach me, teacher!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:34 pm

KC Scott wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Hawaii in the number one spot?

I wasn't aware that obese polynesians and meth are the sort of things that get you healthy numbers. CT and MA are healthy because you have to be healthy to work 3 jobs to pay your fukking taxes.
How do you even manage to turn your computer on?

I've been saying this for years, though I did laff at his take.

Oh and Scrote, it's "least healthy."

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:38 pm

Where is, where else? We'd be near the top, anyway, though there is a fuck load of obese balck women in this place.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:43 pm

10 Nebraska .50
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17 California .35

Bode

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:05 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Then what's the reason that Michigan is right down there with us?

It's not. Michigan is sandwiched between Delaware and New Mexico. You guys OTOH are repping 70% of the bottom 10.

Not saying we don't have our share of fatties, but at least we've got a good excuse to stay inside and hibernate five months out of the year. What's yours?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:26 pm

Some people eat to live. Some people live to eat. No shock which group survives longer.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:51 pm

Papa Willie wrote:...but sometimes that's the price you have to pay to have a little fun.

I like cheeseburgers and pizza too, but I'm not 11 years old, so I understand the value in mixing in a little broccoli or kale once in a while.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 3:19 pm

41 Indiana -.38

bullshit....I've spent enough time in Indiana to know they've got to be in the bottom three......there's a Krispy Kreme and a Bob Evans on almost every street corner and they're always packed.....

I admittedly stop by Bob Evans when I'm in town for their biscuits and gravy......good stuff

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 3:34 pm

The states which rank high in good heath also tend to be states with high (or at least above average) median household income.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... _by_income

When you've got more income, you are probably more likely to be able to have good heath care -- and you may have more opportunity or freedom to pursue leisure and/or exercise.

So it seems to me.

1.Hawaii .91 - (8th in median income)
2 Vermont .85 - (19th)
3 Massachusetts .74 - (5th)
4 Connecticut .74 - (4th)
5 Utah .73 - (14th)
6 Minnesota .73 - (11th)
7 New Hampshire .68 - (6th)
8 Colorado .57 - (15th)
9 North Dakota .55 - (20th)
10 Nebraska .50 - (22nd)

None of the top 10 healthiest states are states with low median household income.

Of course they're all pretty white, as well. :wink:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:54 pm

You don't need money or leisure time. Just put the fork down. It's really not that hard.

Like, do you really need to get your wing fix when you're serving The Lord?

http://www.ktxs.com/pastor-opens-church ... s/30186128

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:15 pm

schmick wrote:
mvscal wrote:
10 Nebraska .50
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17 California .35

Beaners
every mexican woman over 35 has 5 kids and an extra 150 pounds on a 5 foot 2 inch frame

Riiiight. Because don't have any Mexicans here in a heavily agricultural state.

You are a colossal dumbfuck.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:30 pm

schmick wrote:
mvscal wrote:
10 Nebraska .50
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17 California .35

Beaners
every mexican woman over 35 has 5 kids and an extra 150 pounds on a 5 foot 2 inch frame

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So not true....to a certain extent.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:34 pm

L o fucking L...

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:01 pm

Papa Willie wrote:You obviously have been affected far more by Cali liberals than you'll possibly ever know, as you act just like 'em...

He is Milton's flip side/bottom bitch. They're basically interchangeable cock puppets.

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:49 am

Schmuck... just rolled, the beaner and Porky the Pig.

That should tell you something.

Too funny.

Let me help out the white trash and the spic out a bit.

You are... who we thought you ~~were~~ are... too funny.

A complete mess "in flyover" country.

If you had two nickels to rub together... and half a brain.

The last place on earth... you'd spend it... is living in America's shithole known as "flyover" country.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:14 pm

More bode:

2014′s Best and Worst Cities for an Active Lifestyle

1. Omaha
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45. San Francisco

http://wallethub.com/edu/best-and-worst ... tyle/8817/

I guess unprotected anal sex isn't as good of a workout as you thought, Milton. I suppose dying of AIDS would tend to put a bit of a crimp in an active lifestyle.

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:07 pm

mvscal wrote:More bode:

2014′s Best and Worst Cities for an Active Lifestyle

1. Omaha
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45. San Francisco

http://wallethub.com/edu/best-and-worst ... tyle/8817/
I guess unprotected anal sex isn't as good of a workout as you thought, Milton. I suppose dying of AIDS would tend to put a bit of a crimp in an active lifestyle.

I think we all got a chuckle out of that website... grease spot !

Let me help you out with reality... corn spic boy.

3. San Francisco

250. Omaha

http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/healthy.aspx

2. San Francisco

250. Omaha

http://www.foodandwine.com/slideshows/a ... t-cities/3

2. San Francisco

250. Omaha

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/0 ... 48452.html

Oh yeah,

Omaha comes in at 142 out of 182

Too fucking funny

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:19 pm

You can't make this shit up...

Unreal

Omaha fitness center caters to people of size

http://www.ketv.com/health/Omaha-fitnes ... e/12713530

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:22 pm

Roach wrote:Again, what is it with the double fucking spacing? Does it represent empty space in your mind?

It's there to fill the airtime in your head...

... you know, "The Empty Quarter" ???

Pssst... it's triple spacing

You Mormons ain't too bright.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:24 pm

matteric wrote:
Let me help you out with reality... corn spic boy.

when go start with the racist shit you've lost....quit while you're behind

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:30 pm

Felix wrote:
matteric wrote:
Let me help you out with reality... corn spic boy.
when go start with the racist shit you've lost....quit while you're behind

When go start with English shit you've lost... quit while you're ahead

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:44 pm

You seem to be melting a bit there, Milton. I'm sorry that the only category that San Francisco leads in is human waste on the streets.

Don't hate us because we're better than you.

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:07 pm

mvscal wrote:You seem to be melting a bit there, Milton. I'm sorry that the only category that San Francisco leads in is human waste on the streets.

Don't hate us because we're better than you.

Let me help you out here, Gordo

http://welcome.guidedogs.com/

When getting pounding into the ground... by the truth

It's too easy when it comes to you ass-clowns from "flyover" country.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:07 pm

matteric wrote:
When go start with English shit you've lost... quit while you're ahead

yes, back to the grammar smack, that seems to be your wheelhouse.....

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:11 pm

Felix wrote:
matteric wrote:
When go start with English shit you've lost... quit while you're ahead
yes, back to the grammar smack, that seems to be your wheelhouse.....

Stay down... grandpa

molly · Post by **molly** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:56 pm

There's so much walking in San Francisco or even LA compared to where I live. It's crazy that it's 45th for active.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:17 pm

Most of the states that are supposedly the healthiest are all in the northern half of the country. I imagine that is because nothing survives the frigid temperatures.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:39 pm

matteric wrote:
When getting pounding into the ground... by the truth

You might want to save that English correction crap until you can get it right.

molly · Post by **molly** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:42 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
matteric wrote:
When getting pounding into the ground... by the truth
You might want to save that English correction crap until you can get it right.

I know a guy on Facebook that refers to his cock as The Truth....

I always thought M2 was into chicks.... There goes our norcal hookup.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:46 pm

molly wrote:
I always thought M2 was into chicks.... There goes our norcal hookup.

It doesn't have to go completely to waste.

You can always do each others toe-nails, talk about hot guys, share recipes...whatever.

When life hands you gay lemons...make gay lemonade!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:48 pm

molly wrote: I know a guy on Facebook that refers to his cock as The Truth....

I have a name for guys who have names for their cock: Celibate.

But I'm sure he send unsolicited pics of it to every female he can find on the internet -- naming one's cock and sending out pics of it are two activities that invariably go hand in hand.