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Went to La Bufadora (the blowhole) just outside of Ensenada, Mexico. The boys wanted to hold a baby panther, he was 5-mos old.



They couldn't because he was too heavy and big so I had to do it. The trick to keep them calm is to let them suck on your finger in the middle of their mouth. I've done it with lions before so no biggie. He was a bit hungry and turned his mouth I got a tiny souvenir that swelled a bit.

Been nice knowing you. Nw you have a fatal Baby Panther Disease (BPD). Too bad.

The cat's now tasted blood...


...he needs to be put down.

Wolfman wrote:Been nice knowing you. Nw you have a fatal Baby Panther Disease (BPD). Too bad.

Actually any cat bite that breaks the skin is bad news.

What hunting compound will they ship him off to soon?

Sudden Sam wrote:Mexican Souvenir

I expected to see venereal warts or a head in a sack.

I thought she was talking about the second kid.

I think you can actually get a pretty good deal on them in Baja.

You can pay back that panther by signing on for the canned hunt he's destined to be sold to.

Dinsdale wrote:

Sudden Sam wrote:Mexican Souvenir

I expected to see venereal warts or a head in a sack.

I thought she was talking about the second kid.

I think you can actually get a pretty good deal on them in Baja.

No mas kiddos para mi.

molly wrote:

You have one Caucasian kid and one half-Eskimo kid...

Is there a story behind that?

Don't respond too quickly. I want to go make myself a sandwich...okay?

"I thought she was talking about the second kid. I think you can actually get a pretty good deal on them in Baja."

Oooh, don't let Pedo hear about that!

Could be eskimo, could be messican. I guess we know hat the souvenir is.

Molly only has 1 kid. I think they were on a big family trip.

By the way, I hate using animals in that fashion. It makes me sooooooo sad.

That's my nephew. Total Jerry Springer story. Hes 1/2 mexican/hawaiian and 1/2 Korean. His biomom is from Korea. And also my sisters sister-in-law, adopted. She went to have an abortion and it was too late. The family found out so my sister and her husband adopted him from birth. His aunt-mom is totally detached and dissociated.

I'm not sure how those animals at the restaurant work but the ones with baby lions are some animal conservancy and setup differently. This guy does probably holds hunts.

molly wrote: His biomom is from Korea.

"North or South?"

Sincerely, Phibes

I've been on a few Mexico cruises and California coast cruises since I live by the sea and stuff. It's really convenient. Prefer the California coast, but since they aren't US ships they usually go to Ensenada on a technicality, by law. If I do walk off the ship, it's only for exercise and I'm back in an hour or two. I never eat in the port, I don't trust any restaurant down there. If I have to go to the bathroom, I know there is a McDonald's a couple blocks from the port that won't hassle me. I browse the shops a little, but usually pay a little more and buy a souvenir from the port shop, usually a kitchen item I can use, ain't nobody got time and money to buy something that isn't useful.

So you pay good money to visit a town you don't want to set foot in. Sounds like fun.

I prefer to fly to an island and schlepp down to a different beach each day with a cooler full of beer. And the restaurants we hit are excellent. Nobody ever hassles us, and it's not hard to find a (sort of) clean bathroom.

That's just how we roll in flyoutof country.

Goober McTuber wrote:So you pay good money to visit a town you don't want to set foot in. Sounds like fun.

I prefer to fly to an island and schlepp down to a different beach each day with a cooler full of beer. And the restaurants we hit are excellent. Nobody ever hassles us, and it's not hard to find a (sort of) clean bathroom.

That's just how we roll in flyoutof country.

I have never understood the 2 or 3 day booze cruise. That said, plenty enjoy it and to each their own.

Left Seater wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:So you pay good money to visit a town you don't want to set foot in. Sounds like fun.

I prefer to fly to an island and schlepp down to a different beach each day with a cooler full of beer. And the restaurants we hit are excellent. Nobody ever hassles us, and it's not hard to find a (sort of) clean bathroom.

That's just how we roll in flyoutof country.

I have never understood the 2 or 3 day booze cruise. That said, plenty enjoy it and to each their own.

trev was on a booze cruise? That just sounds so out of character.

molly wrote:That's my nephew. Total Jerry Springer story. Hes 1/2 mexican/hawaiian and 1/2 Korean. His biomom is from Korea. And also my sisters sister-in-law, adopted. She went to have an abortion and it was too late. The family found out so my sister and her husband adopted him from birth. His aunt-mom is totally detached and dissociated.

Could you flow chart that for us ?? Just seems like a bunch of cousin fucking otherwise.

schmick wrote:

Derron wrote:

molly wrote:That's my nephew. Total Jerry Springer story. Hes 1/2 mexican/hawaiian and 1/2 Korean. His biomom is from Korea. And also my sisters sister-in-law, adopted. She went to have an abortion and it was too late. The family found out so my sister and her husband adopted him from birth. His aunt-mom is totally detached and dissociated.

Could you flow chart that for us ?? Just seems like a bunch of cousin fucking otherwise.

Molly's sister and husband adopted a baby that his adopted sister was going to abort because she did not want it. When the babies mom was told she was too far along to abort she carried the baby to term and then the babies uncle and wife (Molly's sister) adopted the baby, brought it home from the hospital and have raised it as their own. The kid is now about 8 years old and has been raised by his aunt and uncle who he calls mom and dad.

You must forgive Derron for not being able to follow along. His family tree looks like this:

Charming.

Do the adoptive parents have a tattoo of the child on their bicep with the inscription:

"Gift From God"

...or...

"Mommy's/Daddy's Little Angel"

...or...

"My Dearest _____"








par for the course, you know

I've been on 2 up the California coast. Both were a week long each. That isn't considered a booze cruise. Ports were Monterey, San Fran (overnight), Catalina and Santa Barbara. Ensenada is just so the ship can meet it's foreign port requirement.

I've cruised twice to Mexico. Both times were 5 nights. 2 days at Cabo San Lucus and a couple sea days. 1 at Ensenada. I guess those could be considered a booze cruise. Relaxing at sea is for me. And not having to fly anywhere. I can sit at the beach at home.

I've been on a couple Caribbean cruises and don't need to go back, but probably will because my girlfriends like to go.

Cruised once to Alaska, I want to do that again really bad.

schmick wrote:The adoptive mom has a spider on her hip and monkeys doing the "hear no evil, see no evil speak no evil" thing as a tramp stamp

I dont know of any tattoos on the adoptive dad or any new ones on the mom

She has two massive ones now. Almost her entire back and her lower leg. She swears she's done. I can't stop.

I do the quickie cruise as a weekend getaway to save my sanity. It's 30 minutes from my house and I'm vip so I do t really wait to board and get my cabin asap.

I love ensenada. We will walk to town and cruise the main drag and have lunch at la taberna. It used to be el Carrollito. Take photos with the baby lions and walk back. The kid blows about $10 on crap.

The blowhole is similar to how Schmick described. Vendors line the path to the blowhole but you just walk past. They flirt hardcore and I speak a bit of Spanish so it's fun. I tried to barter my ass off but they weren't budging. My buddy didn't need that 49ers blanket that bad. Considering its IN Mexico, it's kinda not bizarre to have the spics hawking shit :/

I'll go at least twice next year.

My favorite is the Caribbean thiugh and Im doing that 1/31. Cannot wait.

trev wrote:Cruised once to Alaska, I want to do that again really bad.

If you liked Alaska, you would probably love the fuck out of a Norwegian cruise.

Can't imagine ever walking onto one of those floating Petri dishes.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:So you pay good money to visit a town you don't want to set foot in. Sounds like fun.

I prefer to fly to an island and schlepp down to a different beach each day with a cooler full of beer. And the restaurants we hit are excellent. Nobody ever hassles us, and it's not hard to find a (sort of) clean bathroom.

That's just how we roll in flyoutof country.

Nothing of interest.

M2 has someone to look down on. How nice for him.

25 cruises, 0 sicknesses.

Troll stop at sea?

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:
Nothing of interest.

M2 has someone to look down on. How nice for him.

Relax, buddy. I just have a fascination with gay sex. :grin:

Who could have guessed?

Is a Mexican Souvenir the same thing as a Havana Omelette?

Carson wrote:Is a Mexican Souvenir the same thing as a Havana Omelette?

Me and Comet get a Mexican Souvenir every year we stop through Tijuana. Those bitches be cray cray!