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helping people

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:20 pm
by Wolfman
Ever have someone in a store ask you to help them get something off a shelf or whatever? How downright inconsiderate of them.

Re: helping people

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:27 pm
by Goober McTuber
Wolfman wrote:Ever have someone in a store ask you to help them get something off a shelf or whatever? How downright inconsiderate of them.
Yes, the bottom shelf.

Sincerely,

Moving Fail

Re: helping people

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:19 am
by R-Jack
I haven't seen a black valet in years.

Re: helping people

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:37 am
by mvscal
helping people
What do you mean? Like "over the fence"? Sure. I help lots of people.

Re: helping people

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:57 am
by War Wagon
God helps people who help themselves...

Sorry, too obvious.

Being 6'3" with long arms, I'm more than happy to help people get stuff off the top shelf. It's the least I can do.

Re: helping people

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:25 am
by Bucmonkey
Bypass is failing I see...

Re: helping people

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:33 am
by smackaholic
R-Jack wrote:I haven't seen a black valet in years.
I thought you were a balck valet.

Re: helping people

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:33 pm
by smackaholic
Next time granny asks me to grab a can of soup off the top shelf at the grocery store, I think I am gonna go to the "I'm not your niqqer" card. Maybe then thump her in the head with the can for some gangster points.

Re: helping people

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:29 pm
by Smackie Chan
smackaholic wrote:Next time granny asks me to grab a can of soup off the top shelf at the grocery store, I think I am gonna go to the "I'm not your niqqer" card. Maybe then thump her in the head with the can for some gangster points.
Be sure to snatch her LifeAlert while you're at it. Then push her down. That'll make you all gangsta, too.