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Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:53 am
by Dasher
Had a lot of worthless posts
And if you ever saw them
You would even say they're gross
All of the other posters
Used to read her PETs
They never knew poor Molly
Carried several STDs
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Schmickety came to say
Molly with your tats so bright
Won't you suck my cock tonight
And how all the booze cruise loved her
As they shouted out with glee
Molly the red-haired attention whore
She'll go down on you or me
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:03 am
by matteric
One star...
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:13 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
What the...
:|
...I...I...oh my stars...
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:38 am
by Atomic Punk
matteric wrote:One star...
Only one star??? I predict the shit posters like you that have never been through this will take the most offense this year. One is cued up for you right now.
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:51 am
by Carson
Dumbass Dasher ain't got sense
Tried to pee on an electric fence
Fried his meat and burned his balls
Shit all over Santa Claus.
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:24 pm
by smackaholic
That's at least a B+.
Welcome back, RD trolls.
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:11 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Plus - she's got BOOBS!
Pretty sure you do, as well.
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 9:24 pm
by trev
Goober McTuber wrote:Papa Willie wrote:Plus - she's got BOOBS!
Pretty sure you do, as well.
But she has niiiiiiice girl boobs.
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:40 am
by molly
That was F'ing awesome.
One change - change Schmick to Knox :)
Papa Willie wrote:Y'all don't be mean to Molly. She's probably the nicest board person there is. :( Plus - she's got BOOBS!
Awwwwww sheet I love you Buttsy!
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:13 pm
by molly
schmick wrote:You didnt bang retard nation did you? I mean porter I can see but retard?
Lololololol. No and no.
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:10 pm
by trev
Molly needs to date a charger fan and leave the dark side! :P
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:19 pm
by molly
trev wrote:Molly needs to date a charger fan and leave the dark side! :P
You offering?
I'll go to games with you next season. Being a raiders fan in so cal doesn't give me much opportunity though I'm going to at least four in Oakland. Twitter has brought me dates for next season.