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Sudden Sam, Boring Man
Posts shit threads, from the Can
Round fat woman, wife number five
Blows the mailman, to feel alive
Sam is legally dead
When his wife's legs are spread

Sudden Sam Camera Man
Pics of Shit, from Bammy Land
God No, it's another P E T
of a broke fence and some stupid tree
Drop your phone in a pond
Where it will never be found

Sudden Sam, Crimson Tide Fan
Jerks to pics of Nick Saban
Sucks the cock of the S E C
So damn old he sits to Pee
Euthanasia for Old Sam
In Obama's health plan