T1B

I saw Mrs R-Jack sucking her trainers balls
Underneath the squat rack last night
Her husband is such a creep
She went to the gym to get dicked deep
While he bored T1B half to sleep

Then he bent Ms R-Jack over the handlebars
Blew a load on her back so snowy white
Oh what a site it would've been
If R-Jack could've only seen
His wife make him a cuckold that night.

Fuck that douchebag. At least his ex wife will always give him the gift of clymidia

The reindeer have had a group meeting and have decided
your services are no longer needed Cupid. Please pick up
your severance package of dry grass and accept one swift
Santa boot up the bung on your way out of the barn.

GTFO Cupid you stupid bitch
We KNOW you've been working side in Feb
If you ever try shooting another motherfucking arrow at me I will shoot back