Twas the Night Before Christmas
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
Hmmmmm. Dear Santa,
I am an avid reader,could you leave one of those machines under my tree? I have been really good all year!
XOXO
Mama
I am an avid reader,could you leave one of those machines under my tree? I have been really good all year!
XOXO
Mama
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
mamamustanger wrote:Hmmmmm. Dear Santa,
I am an avid reader,could you leave one of those machines under my tree? I have been really good all year!
XOXO
Mama
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
I'll say.His coursers they came
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
Jsc810 wrote:You better have been REALLY REALLY good (and no doubt, you were).mamamustanger wrote:could you leave one of those machines under my tree? I have been really good all year!
Those things start at $1345.00 and go up from there with the various attachments.
Every woman deserves a Hitachi Magic Wand, which is sold at that same site and on Amazon too. Supposedly it provides a similar experience, and I think it is more versatile just because it is much easily maneuvered. Plus you can get one, with a nice variety of attachments, for about $100. I've given a few over the years and the response has been "this thing has changed my life." Get a dimmer switch to go with it, the kind that you connect to a lamp, and that will allow her to find just the right speed for her.
Guys, she will thank you for it, I promise.
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
Why ride a mechanical horse. I have a full stallion here
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas
mamamustanger wrote:Why ride a mechanical horse. I have a full stallion here
mamamustanger wrote:Why ride a mechanical horse. I have a full stallion here
Oh and did I say get to ride bareback?