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Wisconsin man arrested for committing sex acts to a horse

Kreft was wearing a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas, according to court documents.

He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed “horse pornography” before the incident.

http://national.suntimes.com/national-w ... estiality/

Police Affirmed he was charged with multiple crimes.

Is anyone really surprised that Mr. Magoo... is surfing beasitallity on the internet on Christmas eve ?


I didn't think so...



He's a Michigan Man

matteric wrote:Is anyone really surprised that Mr. Magoo... is surfing beasitallity on the internet on Christmas eve ?
I didn't think so...He's a Michigan Man

Not surprised at all... that you can't spell a word correctly in attempt to "smack" him. Where is your spirit? Hell, even a reindeer troll wrote a special jingle for you for this special eve, you fucking parasite. I know you read it Stoolio.

I guess he was hoping to get him some California Chrome but ended up with a WI Orb. Maybe next time he thinks "I'll Have Another bit of the Animal Kingdom" he will be more careful and not go the Super Saver route and maybe buy him a horse. Now if he would have taken his momma's advice and Mine That Bird instead of mining a Big Brown horse cock he probably would not have been caught and would not now be thought of as a freak with no Street Sense. And why is he with a Barbaro and not a Barbara? Why would he rather make a Giacomo cum and not Gia? That this Smarty Joneses for horse cock is not even the Funny Cide of the whole thing. His War Emblem is that he had to fluff himself up first. That's so Monarchos! Someone should tell him that a Fu Peg not is not a peg you stick your mouth. Even if the horse was Charismatic and Real Quite when it happened and turned on the old Silver Charm he didn't have to go all Grindstone on a horse's Thunder Gulch. You can't just yell to your mom from your basement that you are going to Go For Gin fizzes with your buddy Bill the Sea Hero and then suck a horse cock. What's next you going fuck an alien like that cute Lil E. Tee? I must say though that mgo's Xmas beastiality fetish has Struck the Gold with this Unbridled comedy winner. There may be Sunday Silence in this thread but it's Winning Colors on this Xmas eve.


Ok that's Kentucky Derby winners in reverse order from 2014-1998. Somebody else can figure out what to do with Alysheba and Ferdinand.

Back in 2000, some of us in the popular 'clique' used the old IRC chat function.

DiT found a channel called #horsesex. And yep.....it was as advertised. We tried our best to embarrass/humiliate the dude that ran the channel, but he was REALLY serious about fucking horses. Too much weirdness in the human race. And for me.

The best part was going into the #Mormon channel, and our user names were Caffeine and HolyUnderwear.

Some of the funniest stuff I have have ever been a part of on the net, other than the Westminster Kennel Club dog show, where there were no moderators. Enolc's posts still make me laugh just remembering him as Golden Retroller. Wish I had saved that thread from SCIII. A classic.

IRC? #jimrome? Strange shit went on for sure. I remember there would be 15-20 folks at any given time swapping lies or whatever.The farm animal sex and other channels were always ripe for any shenanigans.

matteric wrote:Is anyone really surprised that Mr. Magoo... is surfing beasitallity on the internet on Christmas eve ?


I didn't think so...



He's a Michigan Man

LOL

Happy Christian Science holiday to you too, Mgo, and everyone at T1B.

matteric wrote:Is anyone really surprised that Mr. Magoo... is surfing beasitallity on the internet on Christmas eve ?


I didn't think so...



He's a Michigan Man

It was a link from another board, toodles. Please don't make me explain to you how the internet works.

In any event, at least I didn't do this...

Guy drives to Temecula to fight someone over a Kobe Bryant Twitter argument on Christmas

It progressed like any normal NBA argument, then devolved into Mr. RealAF driving over half an hour in an attempt to fight him. On Christmas.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/12/ ... obe-bryant

Dudes meeting up from the internet to fight will never not be funny. Especially on Christmas.

I think that guy was part of THE CREW. Didn't Douchebag offer to drive to CT to fight suckaholic?