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Clown Conference
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:17 pm
by matteric
LSU (best defense in the SEC) gives up 31 points to "The Fighting Ethnic Group" ???
Now, the (best scoring defense in the SEC) gives up 14 point in half a quarter to a big 12 team ???
Overrated again !
Alabama... be scared, very VERY scared.
You guys are going to get Buckeye'd big time.
Cal state eugene vs. Columbus in the final (Big Boy Game)
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:57 pm
by matteric
Papa Willie wrote:
Considering the SEC (again) is constantly having their lower-seeded team matched up with the higher-seeded teams in other conferences,
I'd say they're doing pretty damned good. I don't think anybody could deny that, either.
Bwhahahahahahahaha !!!
Ole Miss top 10 in the country ?
They wouldn't be top 10 in the PAC
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:11 pm
by matteric
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Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:37 pm
by Carson
Is this your eleventh hour attempt to be declared Board Bitch 2014?
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:20 am
by matteric
Clown Conference
Two of the BEST teams in the SEC SEC SEC... got absolutely SMOKED today.
By two of the worst conferences in the P5 (The ACC and The big 12)
Unreal.
I think it's time for the SEC SEC SEC ... to spend a year in "time out" and be replaced in the P5 by the WAC.
At least the WAC plays some defense !
LSU (best defense in the SEC SEC SEC)
gives up 31 points to Notre Dame ??? !!!
Ole Miss (top 10 team.... bwhahahaha)
42 points to a big 12 team ???
Mississippi State (top 10 team... bwhahahaha)
49 points to an ACC team ???
I honestly feel bad for TCU... since Alabama took their spot in the top 4 and a chance for the Natty.
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:54 am
by matteric
Carson wrote:Is this your eleventh hour attempt to be declared Board Bitch 2014?
I think the SEC SEC SEC... took it in a landslide this year !
Simply the worst conference in the P5... and it's not even close.
Bring in the WAC !
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:12 am
by matteric
Where the hell... is ???
Oh there he is... hiding at the bottom of the page
Running from the truth
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=45450
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:09 am
by matteric
I rest my case...
m2 is the truth
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:46 am
by matteric
Sudden Sam wrote:As long as Alabama wins the NC, I'll be fine.
Ouch, that one is going to sting...
... they really have nothing else to live for in the south
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:49 am
by matteric
and the ballots are IN !
The PAC 12 is King
6-2 in bowl games...
5-1 among RANKED teams... with the only loss (Arizona)
Clearly better then the Clown Conference (SEC SEC SEC)
... went 2-5 against against Ranked teams.
Oh, and RACK TCU for "calling off the dogs" against Ole Miss... with a 42-0 lead with a half to go.
They could have easily made that game 84-0 before it was all said and done... and
really embarrass the "Clown Conference".
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:11 am
by Dinsdale
matteric wrote:
6-2 in bowl games...
5-1 among RANKED teams... with the only loss (Arizona)
Might wanna read those stats again, or have someone read them to you -- the PAC was 2-1 against ranked teams, the SEC was 2-4.
The B1G was 3-2.
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:31 am
by matteric
Dinsdale wrote:matteric wrote:
6-2 in bowl games...
5-1 among RANKED teams... with the only loss (Arizona)
Might wanna read those stats again, or have someone read them to you -- the PAC was 2-1
against ranked teams, the SEC was 2-4.
The B1G was 3-2.
Pssst... where did I say "against" ?
The word you were looking for was "among".
#2. Cal state eugene
#14. fUCLA
#15. Arizona State
#22. Utah
#24. U$C
You may need someone to explain this to you...
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:58 am
by Dinsdale
I understood. I just thought it was such a moronic stat to bring up, that you must have misread something, because I was of the belief that even you weren't that stupid...
my bad.
If a conference has 6 ranked teams, but only plays 3 ranked teams, shouldn't they have a winning record as a group?
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:28 am
by Bucmonkey
So Ren Faire starts this thread and out of the 14 replies 9 are his? Is there an ignore function that can spare me in the future?
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:15 pm
by Laxplayer
Cal already won the real national championship. They're so good they don't even have to play anymore. Monday is the fake one. Cal already has the new trophy. In fact they're building a new trophy case for this one. It's an extension of the one that holds the last 50 championship trophies they've won.
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:50 pm
by Sirfindafold
Sudden Sam wrote:
Cal was...ummmm...where was Cal?
Maybe they were busy contacting The Citadel, Georgia Southern and Florida A&M to see about scheduling them next year. Those schools are part of the SEC Southeast division aren't they?
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:58 pm
by Dinsdale
What's funny, is Kal would have gone bowling had they done that (OK, Citadel would have given them a run for their money).
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 6:38 am
by matteric
Sudden Sam wrote:Cal did manage to beat Presbyterian a couple years ago.
Cal... can at least beat a B1G team.
Not so much, for the top 2 teams in the "Clown Conference" (Missouri and Alabama). They got ass-raped.
Clown Conference ...
...fan of the day
Nice walls and decor, then toss in a "Porkspray"... bwhahahahha
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:14 am
by matteric
It's too easy... pounding southerners into the ground.
They ain't too bright.
Sincerely,
The Civil War
... and every single year after
Game over.
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:14 am
by matteric
Papa Willie wrote:
Game over.
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 10:09 am
by matteric
Papa Willie wrote:
Re: Clown Conference
Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:42 pm
by Sirfindafold
There's got to be some irony here.
The Bay Area (Cal) is #1 in homelessness and #1 in being scheduled for other teams homecomings.