Joke
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:11 pm
A family of ducks and a family of skunks are taking a walk around the countryside one day. Along came a semi-truck and wiped out both families. All that was left was a baby duck and a baby skunk.
They continued their walk and the baby duck thought out loud, "you know, my mom and dad died without telling me what I was." The baby skunk looked him over and responded, "Well, you got webbed feet, a bill, wings and feathers. You must be a duck!"
The baby duck was content so they continued their walk. Then the baby skunk thought to himself out loud, "you know, my mom and dad died too, and they never said what I was." So the baby duck looked him over and said, "well, you're half black and you're half white and you smell like shit. You must be a Mexican!"
They continued their walk and the baby duck thought out loud, "you know, my mom and dad died without telling me what I was." The baby skunk looked him over and responded, "Well, you got webbed feet, a bill, wings and feathers. You must be a duck!"
The baby duck was content so they continued their walk. Then the baby skunk thought to himself out loud, "you know, my mom and dad died too, and they never said what I was." So the baby duck looked him over and said, "well, you're half black and you're half white and you smell like shit. You must be a Mexican!"
