The fukking morons that run Boston have decided to go ahead with a parade downtown today, despite the fact there is absolutely no place for people to stand after 4+ ft of snow over the last week.
I was downtown on sunday, before they got another ft. It is ridiculous. 8 ft snow banks where the sidewalks used to be.
WTF?
And mayor marty walsh, a particularly braindead politician said, fukk it, lets do it anyway. Just remember, don't stand on the snowbanks.
Are they supposed to levitate?
Beantown is not manhattan. You don't have mile wide avenues where you could just give up a few lanes. You have narrow streets, narrow sidewalks....and buildings. Period.
Fukk it, i guess all the chowds stupid enough to try to get downtown can just walk in the street and be part of the parade. Last night, I was listening to local talk show dude, Howie Carr rant on about how the city is para;yzed at the momment due to an army of front end loaders and dump trucks trying to get rid of it. Oh well, it's not like the city or state is in debt. I am sure all the city road dept dudes appreciate the OT.
What a lovely day for a parade!
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What a lovely day for a parade!
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They should pass out snow shovels to parade goers and kill two birds with one snow removal.
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The problem is, WTF do you do with that shovel full of snow? Hop on the T and take it out to Newton? They won't want it there, either.
If they had half a fukking brain, they'd put it off to St Paddy's day. The snow should be gone and they'd have two reasons to get hammered.
If they had half a fukking brain, they'd put it off to St Paddy's day. The snow should be gone and they'd have two reasons to get hammered.
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Re: What a lovely day for a parade!
Have the parade in their hometown of Foxborough.
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Chowds have never been known for their intelligence or heterosexuality.
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Re: What a lovely day for a parade!
We are talking about the town that gave a parade for Cam Neely's Stanley Cup win... with Colorado.
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Re: What a lovely day for a parade!
You mean Ray Bourque, right? Ponderous.BSmack wrote:We are talking about the town that gave a parade for Cam Neely's Stanley Cup win... with Colorado.
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All that snow is mostly air. Can't they just deflate it?
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Re: What a lovely day for a parade!
Whatever. Its hockey. The point is, they gave a guy a parade for winning a cup with another city.Screw_Michigan wrote:You mean Ray Bourque, right? Ponderous.BSmack wrote:We are talking about the town that gave a parade for Cam Neely's Stanley Cup win... with Colorado.
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Re: What a lovely day for a parade!
You have to admit...it has a nice ring to it...smackaholic wrote:...mayor marty...
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