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50 Shades

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:41 pm
by pron
Haven't read the book. Probably won't see the movie. But rack it for bringing kinky sex to the curious attention of women everywhere.

This is going to pay off for all of us, my friends. :grin:

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Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:11 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Interesting story, but they got the genders mixed up.

Sincerely,
mvsidiot

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:07 pm
by mvscal
Diego in Seattle wrote:Interesting story, but they got the genders mixed up.

Sincerely,
mvsidiot
Did that make sense to you when you typed it out?

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:04 pm
by Screw_Michigan
What kind of sissy gets dragged to see 50 Shades of Gray? Shit, T-hanks Giving and all, but for fuck's sake, man. Have some dignity.

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:17 pm
by Moving Sale
My GF will fuck me regardless, so I'm taking kids to see new spongebob movie.

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:25 pm
by Diego in Seattle
mvscal wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:Interesting story, but they got the genders mixed up.

Sincerely,
mvsidiot
Did that make sense to you when you typed it out?
Yes it did. Perhaps it will make more sense the next time your wife puts you in the rack.

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:38 pm
by R-Jack
Screw_Michigan wrote:What kind of sissy gets dragged to see 50 Shades of Gray? Shit, T-hanks Giving and all, but for fuck's sake, man. Have some dignity.
No shit. It's like you two have Nothing in Common.

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:12 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
R-Jack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:What kind of sissy gets dragged to see 50 Shades of Gray? Shit, T-hanks Giving and all, but for fuck's sake, man. Have some dignity.
No shit. It's like you two have Nothing in Common.

Please...don't treat Screwey like a Cast Away... :(

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:17 pm
by R-Jack
WGAF? It's not like we're a Band of Brothers or something.

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:14 am
by R-Jack
I'm not going to say anything to anyone about getting dragged to the theater by their woman to watch their favorite book, since I spent Valentines watching Gone Girl with my gf.

Still can't figure out why she was taking notes during :?

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:41 am
by R-Jack
KC Scott wrote:Wife and I watched Gone Girl last weekend - I wouldn't call it a chick flick at all (sup' Screwey in Seattle
A guy isn't watching that flick without his own volition. It's in a grey area (1 shade) of chick flick in my mind.

My GF selling point to me was that there was nothing on, I came home too late to watch the 3 pt contest and Tyler Perry wasn't in drag. It was alright but the ending sucked balls.

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:19 am
by Screw_Michigan
KC Scott wrote:Wife and I watched Gone Girl last weekend - I wouldn't call it a chick flick at all (sup' Screwey in Seattle?)

Actually thought it was a pretty good flick except for the ending in which I hoped he'd bash her skull in
I haven't seen it.

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:19 am
by Screw_Michigan
schmick wrote:Went and saw it Thursday Night.
* There were 5 males in the whole theater. probably 70-80 women
* There were some girls who were trying to buy tickets but as one didnt have her ID they would not let her in to the theater as the other two were under 21. The lady I went with bought their tickets for them
* The group of ladies behind me kept saying, "thats not like the book" after every scene
* Every woman in the theater let out a moan when the movie ended like they didnt want to see it end that way
* My date said that I should have enjoyed it more than she did since I hadnt read the book so I wouldnt have been let down
* All the ladies I have heard or read comments from have said that it wasnt as explicit as the book but that the movie would likely need an nc17 or x rating to be as explicit as the book
You of all people.

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:14 am
by mamamustanger
Went to see 50 shades of grey today with coworkers. It was a group of 7. The movie started out a little slow and 2/3's of the way into it were some " action" started to take place one of the coworkers had fallen asleep and began snoring loudly. Loudly enough that the people in the row I front of us and behind us all the way down could hear it and the theatre came alive with laughter at one of the most intense scenes, many of us had trouble containing our laughter. I guess things at her house are a little more exciting than the movie

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:19 am
by CREEPER!
CREEEEEPER FUCKS IN ONE SHADE.....GREEEEEEN!!!! CREEEEEEEPPPPEEEERRR!!!!!!

Re: 50 Shades

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:04 am
by Diego in Seattle
OTST