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Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:08 am
by Rooster
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http://www.breitbart.com/national-secur ... for-obama/

That thing may be so big that even LTS might not be able store it in his, ummm, "missile silo." :oops:

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:36 pm
by BSmack
Seriously? Brietbart? Why not just post from the National Enquirer?

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:47 pm
by Wolfman
The Russians parading missiles? No way. The next thing you know, the NoKos, ChiComs, and Iran will follow suit.

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:45 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
The Russians are laughing at your president.

Tell me you understood this. Obviously Breitbart didn't, but I'm giving T1B the benefit of the doubt...

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:51 pm
by R-Jack
Every middle is shaped like a dick. Didn't George Carlin point out the obvious like 25 years ago?

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:02 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
R-Jack wrote:Every middle is shaped like a dick. Didn't George Carlin point out the obvious like 25 years ago?

Did you mean "missile"?

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 12:48 am
by R-Jack
Auto correct says the darnedest things.

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:54 am
by Goober McTuber
Russians deploy massive dildo

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Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 12:48 pm
by Left Seater
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:The Russians are laughing at your president.

Who isn't?

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:35 pm
by Bucmonkey
Left Seater wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:The Russians are laughing at your president.

Who isn't?
Just the President? D.C. as a whole is a laughing stock.

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:06 pm
by BSmack
If Putin's track record is any indication, if he "fucks" with us any more, then Russia will be a smoking crater.

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:18 pm
by mvscal
Putin couldn't care less who our president is. He is going to do whatever he can get away with doing in his little playpen. We shouldn't have expanded NATO as far east as we did. It was pointlessly provocative. We gained nothing by doing so.

To be perfectly honest, there really isn't any meaningful difference in the conduct of our foreign policy between Obonenose and Chimpy. I suppose Ambassador Stevens would have had adequate security in Benghazi but that's about it.

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:33 pm
by Rooster
Well, Dubya wouldn't be trading 5 Tallies for a deserter or trying to close Gitmo down, if we can include a Marine Corps base in Cuba as foreign policy. Oh, and normalizing relations with them as well. He'd have never done that.

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 5:03 pm
by mvscal
Rooster wrote:Well, Dubya wouldn't be trading 5 Tallies for a deserter or trying to close Gitmo down, if we can include a Marine Corps base in Cuba as foreign policy.
Sure, he would. He cut loose hundreds of dirtbags from Gitmo and other prisons who went right back to killing American troops. Who do you think released the turd who is running ISIS right now?
Oh, and normalizing relations with them as well. He'd have never done that.
That would be simple partisan political calculus. Nobody gives a fuck about the Cuban embargo other than a small handful of Cuban emigres in Florida and the politicians who suck them off. Hardly significant in the big picture scheme of things.

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 5:32 pm
by Mikey
mvscal wrote: That would be simple partisan political calculus. Nobody gives a fuck about the Cuban embargo other than a small handful of Cuban emigres in Florida and politicians who suck them off, and Rooster. Hardly significant in the big picture scheme of things.
FTFY

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 7:24 pm
by R-Jack
My GF is Cuban born, so I care a little

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
I had a Cuban sandwich the other day, so I'm heavily invested.

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:26 pm
by Mikey
R-Jack wrote:My GF is Cuban born, so I care a little
Does this mean you can't run for President?

Re: Russians deploy massive dildo

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:50 pm
by R-Jack
It's ok....she's legal ('sup predictable TVO reply). So go ahead and write me in next year.