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It's time to settle this shit through a sanctioned battle. I nominate Shlomart, trev, Screw_Michigan, Smackie Chan, and myself, as judges. Judges will PM me their winner and I will post the anonymous results here.

This thread will remain open until Sunday evening around 8 p.m. Eastern.

aaaaaand GO!

the mother of all cripple fights.

Crap, the spectators are already filing in.

trev, would you be a doll and fix some finger foods? I like movie theater popcorn with extra butter.

Jay has beaten me in a smackoff, so it's hard for me to bet against him. Then again it was back before I even knew ubb code and I've also lost to Kid Nashville, so take that for what it's worth.

Oh yes, very "fond" memories of Kid Justice the gee-tar strummer. He was a persnickety little parasite, persistent and annoying, yet oh-so fun to swat.

Good times.

By the way, I believe Goober and I have mended fences. Not like after Mace has helped sheep over them, but still, might be nothing to see here.

You should all ask for refunds.

Here's a coupon for all your troubles.

nice white flag.

Well hello sirfuckshisfist, nice of you to drop by. I realize you feel slighted by the cancellation of the event, but please feel free to visit the snack bar for punch and cookies. I hear they love a good joke.

You'll fit right in.

Is this a flame war?

Jay in Phoenix wrote:By the way, I believe Goober and I have mended fences. Not like after Mace has helped sheep over them, but still, might be nothing to see here.

You should all ask for refunds.

Who do you think you are, Floyd Mayweather? THERE IS NO BACKING OUT OF THIS FIGHT.

Shame it is cancelled. Jay beat me in a smack off many years ago, I was hoping for Gobbler McTubeSteak to put up a good fight.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Who do you think you are, Floyd Mayweather? THERE IS NO BACKING OUT OF THIS FIGHT.

"Thath prepotherouth, I never quith! Futh you!"

My money is on Goobs, he can latch onto an ankle like none ever.

And even if that jaw relaxes for one second, he has the ultimate trump card up his sleeve.

The tried and true "are you from KC?" (or some variation thereof) Ace of Spades.

Once that card is played, game over.

R-Jack wrote:Jay has beaten me in a smackoff, so it's hard for me to bet against him. Then again it was back before I even knew ubb code and I've also lost to Kid Nashville, so take that for what it's worth.

So, what you're saying is, you are some sort of smackoff reverse savant or something. You can do normal everyday important shit, you just suck at smackoffs.

There are worse crosses to bear, just ask AP.

Personally, I think smackoff judges are olympic figure skating crooked. I'm still pissed that as a newbie, I beat nishlord like a rented mule in the first round and he still moved on. I am under no illusions that I could beat EC if he put in any effort, but, that limey sumbitch completely phoned it in. Musta been busy covering a scat porn convention in town or something.

I miss that eurotrash POS. He was easily the best poster here when he put in the slightest effort.

smackaholic wrote: You can do normal everyday important shit

Let's not get crazy now ....

R-Jack wrote:

smackaholic wrote: You can do normal everyday important shit

Let's not get crazy now ....

Well, putting on gender-correct clothing in the morning is an everyday activity.

I'll bet you nailed that one, which is more than some posters here can say.

So I got that going for me
....which is nice

smackaholic wrote:I think smackoff judges are olympic figure skating crooked.

I've already spent my first bribe installment.