So........
Moderator: Dinsdale
So........
Rumor has it, there's something going on this week.
Robert Garrigus is a shoe-in. Except he didn't qualify.
Or Stenson.
Or Speith.
Robert Garrigus is a shoe-in. Except he didn't qualify.
Or Stenson.
Or Speith.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: So........
Huh?Dinsdale wrote:Rumor has it, there's something going on this week.
Robert Garrigus is a shoe-in. Except he didn't qualify.
Or Stenson.
Or Speith.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: So........
I before E, except after C, and especially in goofy names.
Be fun to see Paddy go all retro.
Be fun to see Paddy go all retro.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: So........
No, I was questioning if your initial post suggested that Spieth didn't qualify?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: So........
Shitty wording on my part.
I started with My Man Robert being the shoe-in, until I actually read the list of players, then went back and edited, hence the butchered syntax.
Stenson and Spieth obviously qualify due to their gaudy rankings, and Paddy because he won the Honda, and I believe gets an entry from the Open Championships he's won.
I started with My Man Robert being the shoe-in, until I actually read the list of players, then went back and edited, hence the butchered syntax.
Stenson and Spieth obviously qualify due to their gaudy rankings, and Paddy because he won the Honda, and I believe gets an entry from the Open Championships he's won.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: So........
This guy to win it.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: So........
"JJ" Walker, while his usual hot early-season self (kills it in California and Florida, sucks everywhere else), seems like too much of an angry-meltdown-in-waiting to win on the Big Stage.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: So........
Oh, and this guy to miss the cut:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
-
- 2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
- Posts: 29350
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
- Location: Lookin for tards
Re: So........
Paddy gets his entry from his Honda win. Majors only carry a 5 year exemption. Paddy's last major was in 08.
My pick: Hefty scores win #4, charms the shit out of the members and is given a monument and membership at Augusta.
My pick: Hefty scores win #4, charms the shit out of the members and is given a monument and membership at Augusta.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Re: So........
He already has a membership. Comes with winning.BSmack wrote:Hefty scores win #4, charms the shit out of the members and is given a monument and membership at Augusta.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
-
- 2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
- Posts: 29350
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
- Location: Lookin for tards
Re: So........
The membership is honorary and is not the same as being a full member. For example, Phil still has to be with a member on the course. Jack and Arnie are the only golfers known to have full membership.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 3257
- Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:25 pm
Re: So........
FELINE stirs the echos...
That POS Bubba is always in play (you guys read the newest Tour survey)...yeah they pretty much hate him...meaning Bubba.
Tubby Phil...could get his mojo...
I like Spieth as well...
That POS Bubba is always in play (you guys read the newest Tour survey)...yeah they pretty much hate him...meaning Bubba.
Tubby Phil...could get his mojo...
I like Spieth as well...
-
- 2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
- Posts: 29350
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
- Location: Lookin for tards
Re: So........
I am shocked.... that anybody could supplant Ian Poulter and Rory Sabbatini from the top two spots.buckeye_in_sc wrote:That POS Bubba is always in play (you guys read the newest Tour survey)...yeah they pretty much hate him...meaning Bubba.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Re: So........
B, if you didn't read it -- Sabbatini was a distant 4th.
Which tells me that Bubba and Patrick Reed and Appleby 5-0 must be serious dicks.
But Bubba won the latest poll by a 2-1 margin over #2.
Which tells me that Bubba and Patrick Reed and Appleby 5-0 must be serious dicks.
But Bubba won the latest poll by a 2-1 margin over #2.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: So........
Might be time for Ben Crenshaw to move to the other side of the ropes. Shot an 80 today. Which was 11 shots better than yesterday.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
- Felix
- 2012 JAFFL Champ
- Posts: 9271
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: probably on a golf course
Re: So........
If you'd been paying attention you'd know that yesterday was his last competitive round at the MastersGoober McTuber wrote:Might be time for Ben Crenshaw to move to the other side of the ropes. Shot an 80 today. Which was 11 shots better than yesterday.
Nice send off for a great guy and one of the best putters I've ever seen when he was at his best...a real class act.....
Speith is simply unflappable.....they might as well start etching his name on the winners trophy (which is one of the ugliest trophys in all of golf)
edit: one of the worst swings comes right after a double on 17....so much for unflappable...Rose made an amazing comeback from his first five holes
get out, get out while there's still time
-
- 2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
- Posts: 29350
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
- Location: Lookin for tards
Re: So........
I think I'll take that Spieth guy.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: So........
Felix wrote:If you'd been paying attention you'd know that yesterday was his last competitive round at the MastersGoober McTuber wrote:Might be time for Ben Crenshaw to move to the other side of the ropes. Shot an 80 today. Which was 11 shots better than yesterday.
Good choice.
Nice looking family, too.
Here's Ben and his first wife Polly. Interesting story there.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
- Felix
- 2012 JAFFL Champ
- Posts: 9271
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: probably on a golf course
Re: So........
good call.....weird thing is there is absolutely nothing spectacular about the guy....he doesn't hit massive drives, he hits quality approach shots, and he's a pretty good putter....but the fucker has icewater running through his veins.....there were a couple of instances when he could have put up a big number if he'd made the wrong choice.....when he made that second shot at 13, I knew then it was a forgone conclusion.....just an incredible performance by a guy that just 6 months ago couldn't legally get into a bar.....BSmack wrote:I think I'll take that Spieth guy.
get out, get out while there's still time