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ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:54 pm
by smackaholic
http://nypost.com/2015/04/16/espn-repor ... ugly-rant/

What a rotten little cunt she is.

C'mon, ESPN, do the right thing and shitcan her, so she can move on to a stripper/pron star career. She certainly does have the "skillset".

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:01 pm
by Goober McTuber
She'd fit in here rather nicely.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:14 pm
by poptart
Goober McTuber wrote:She'd fit in here rather nicely.
It's what I thought.

Maybe we can trade the Axis of Scrollwheel for her.

A man can dream.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:17 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Was she suspended without pay? That's the question here. Who gives a fat fucking Gobbles McTubesteak if she was given a one week vacation?

McHenry's five head is worse than mine. And the irony of some TV sprots media pixie who has achieved everything in her professional career due to her physical attractiveness trashing another woman's looks on camera is just overwhelming.

Fuck her. DC comes through again.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:33 pm
by Joe in PB
So she's not too bright and says what she feels, as opposed to not saying how she thinks, like many of the privileged. Quite honestly she appears to have enough moral turpitude to be a strong canidate for Congress.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:59 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Sudden Sam wrote:
She's got no way to recover from this. No "I was taken out of context". She's screwed. Good.
Unfortunately, I disagree. She won't get fired for this. She got her one week, apparently paid, vacation. ESPN loves shit like this. Just brings notoriety and ratings.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:24 pm
by Diego in Seattle
I love how she thinks she's so smart with her college degree, yet isn't smart enough to park in a legally acceptable manner...

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:31 pm
by The Seer
It IS funny how people make the leap that a college degree always reflects intelligence level.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:39 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Diego in Seattle wrote:I love how she thinks she's so smart with her college degree, yet isn't smart enough to park in a legally acceptable manner...
Doesn't have anything to do with "legal" or not. Isn't there a police or corrections officer union's crank you should be sucking?

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:46 pm
by Joe in PB
Diego in Seattle wrote:I love how she thinks she's so smart with her college degree, yet isn't smart enough to park in a legally acceptable manner...
I'm sure she feels parking laws & most laws don't apply to her because she's a sports celebrity. You know, like Aaron Hernandez.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:16 pm
by BSmack
If Leather Berman is still employed, she'll be fine.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:16 pm
by mvscal
BSmack wrote:... she'll be fine.
I don't know why you would make that assumption. She's a fake, plastic whore who reads a teleprompter. She's less than a dime a dozen and could be replaced in ten seconds by another fake, plastic whore without the baggage.

Maybe she could apply at the parking garage...

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:40 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:... she'll be fine.
I don't know why you would make that assumption. She's a fake, plastic whore who reads a teleprompter. She's less than a dime a dozen and could be replaced in ten seconds by another fake, plastic whore without the baggage.

Maybe she could apply at the parking garage...
Maybe in Omaha that is a fireable offense. On the East Coast it is more like, take a week of vacation and let it blow over.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:44 pm
by R-Jack
Just so we are clear.....we'd still fuck her, right?

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:46 pm
by mvscal
You missed the point. Why should they even bother to let it blow over? Does she have some unique skill set?

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:48 pm
by mvscal
R-Jack wrote:Just so we are clear.....we'd still fuck her, right?
What else is she good for?

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:55 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:You missed the point. Why should they even bother to let it blow over? Does she have some unique skill set?
Almost nobody on this earth has a truly unique and irreplaceable skill set. Ask Brian Williams how irreplaceable he is. But she probably has gotten the ESPN system down, she didn't commit a crime and they likely don't want to fire her. Could that be because some Disney exec is having her as his side dish? Maybe.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:14 pm
by smackaholic
R-Jack wrote:Just so we are clear.....we'd still fuck her, right?
You're gax for just asking that.

Of course we would. Well, the heteros among us, anyway. I doubt toolio would as I am 99.9% sure she doesn't have a BBC.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:16 pm
by smackaholic
mvscal wrote:You missed the point. Why should they even bother to let it blow over? Does she have some unique skill set?
Yup. There are countless plastic barbie teleprompter readers doing the morning traffic gig at local stations that would be all over this gig.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:18 pm
by smackaholic
mvscal wrote:Maybe she could apply at the parking garage...
Nahh, she ain't tough enough for that gig. Stripping/pron is her best option.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:19 pm
by R-Jack
BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote: Could that be because some Disney exec is having her as his side dish? Maybe.
Usually chicks that stuck up are pillow queens.

In other words, she's utterly replaceable in that regard too.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:31 pm
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:
mvscal wrote:Maybe she could apply at the parking garage...
Nahh, she ain't tough enough for that gig. Stripping/pron is her best option.
She'll hook a rich hubby or three before she does anything remotely resembling a real job.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:34 pm
by smackaholic
BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
mvscal wrote:Maybe she could apply at the parking garage...
Nahh, she ain't tough enough for that gig. Stripping/pron is her best option.
She'll hook a rich hubby or three before she does anything remotely resembling a real job.
Yeah, you're prolly right.

Tiger's still single, right? He likes blondes.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:59 pm
by Sirfindafold
Image

idiots.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:04 pm
by Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:I love how she thinks she's so smart with her college degree, yet isn't smart enough to park in a legally acceptable manner...
Doesn't have anything to do with "legal" or not. Isn't there a police or corrections officer union's crank you should be sucking?
Glass dick. You already went to the suck a police officers union crank card with the same blast last week. Freshen it up a bitch.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:23 pm
by R-Jack
1-Nice glass dick fail.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:31 pm
by Joe in PB
I once went to a tow lot to get my pick up truck. As soon as I arrived a police office drove up and told me freeze & put my hands up. I looked over saw a pistol pointed at me and did as told. Turns out someone had just been there threatening the employees with a pistol to release his car. Tow companies and bondsmen have to deal with physical & verbal encounters on a regular basis, hence the cameras at the tow yard.

Re: ESPN slut

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:02 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Derron wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:I love how she thinks she's so smart with her college degree, yet isn't smart enough to park in a legally acceptable manner...
Doesn't have anything to do with "legal" or not. Isn't there a police or corrections officer union's crank you should be sucking?
Glass dick. You already went to the suck a police officers union crank card with the same blast last week. Freshen it up a bitch.
It's ok. Screwey is still recovering from his injuries that he suffered several days ago.