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Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 6:57 am
by LTS TRN 2
Okay, as the gold medalist (and texting motor murderer) takes the stand with Diane Sawyer and in some sensitive womanly way explains his deep desire to cut off his penis and have it replaced with a top o' the line prosthetic vagina, as well as his deep desire to be fucked by Daley Thompson--or Carl Lewis--in either his ass or his new vagina, well...it's time to take stock...

What happened? Is it like Michael Jackson, who came to L.A. a handsome young man and was swept into its satanic folds?

Since a decathlette is good at ten events but couldn't come close to qualifying at any one of them, well, at what sport could Bruce have succeeded? Football? What position? A receiver? How about baseball? He's 6'2" and pretty fast...maybe..

Or is his twisted story one of harbored and hounding guilt..knowing that Kardashian, the previous hubby of his toxic wife, was the slimy lawyer who hid OJ's bloody knife in his golf bag while reinstating his lapsed law license to act as the Juice's attorney so as to prevent any disclosure, ? And this has been eating at him?

Or was it watching this parade by ...?
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or knowing this.. (psst..the Juice was fucking the toxic wife, hence the toxic kids)..
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Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:25 am
by Moving Sale
CA bar licence or not, he can't legally or ethically hide an evidentiary knife. He can look but not touch. Best he could do was hold onto a box of which he does not know the contents. People v Meredith and CA Rules of PR 7-107(a)

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:30 am
by LTS TRN 2
Exactly, a "box" or in this case a golf bag..

So..any thoughts? How does this shit happen? Why? (not the O.J. murder, or subsequent comedy trial)

Personally, I blame Monsanto..

http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-comple ... on/5387964

I swear by all of the chemicals streaming through my system that modern steel-framed skyscrapers don't (ever!) collapse in perfect controlled demolition fashion because of a fire. And crashed airliners don't just disappear. Now, I'm going to check my look--eyes, make-up, nails, etc.--and when I come back we'll discuss Stand down with a capital "S"...
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Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:20 am
by poptart
L TARD wrote:modern steel-framed skyscrapers don't (ever!) collapse in perfect controlled demolition fashion because of a fire. And crashed airliners don't just disappear.
In your Bruce Jennifer thread, you're muttering about 9/11??

I bet you can barely sleep at night.

:lol:




How do the ancient aliens relate to the Jenner clan?

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:24 am
by LTS TRN 2
What, you mean you're a twisted closet queer? Okay, no one here would feign surprise. But I sleep like a log, and guess what...it's fuckin' raining in S.F...

(as for 9/11..how does anyone pretend to "sleep"...?}

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:38 pm
by smackaholic
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Or was it watching this parade by ...?
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I think I speak for most, if not all the heterosexual board members in saying that watching ^^^^^ strut around the house would not make us want to chop our junk off. Nope. In fact, having said junk to tug on might come in handy.

So, what made you want to lop your shit off, toolio? Overbearing mother, perhaps?

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:16 pm
by Wolfman
No doubt that money has changed hands. Well more than hands I guess. Insanity.

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:31 pm
by trev
I watched the entire 2 hour interview. I laughed, I cried, I was glued to the fiasco like a train wreck. He is one ugly woman. Poor thing.

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 3:20 pm
by R-Jack
Multiple divorces, unnatural chest, votes Republican.

Checks all the boxes for a woman in the OC.

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:27 pm
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Or was it watching this parade by ...?
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I think I speak for most, if not all the heterosexual board members in saying that watching ^^^^^ strut around the house would not make us want to chop our junk off. Nope. In fact, having said junk to tug on might come in handy.
You definitely don't speak for me. Not cutting my junk off, but that ass is FAT.

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:22 am
by smackaholic
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:19 am
by poptart
trev wrote:I watched the entire 2 hour interview.
Two hours??

:doh:



When I've walked into the three-headed goat booth, I've gawked for about 45 seconds and then walked on out.

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:00 am
by trev
It was actually somewhat heartfelt. I like to study human behavior. It's fascinating.

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:56 am
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:You say that like it's a bad thing.
That ass is fucking hideous. If you like it, I assume your old lady's is much bigger. It looks photoshopped.

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:47 pm
by trev
Agree. Ginormous butts aren't attractive. Team firm, but small butt.

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:56 pm
by Screw_Michigan
KC Scott wrote:I don't get how giant asses ever became a thing
Black men

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:23 pm
by R-Jack
Screw_Michigan wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I don't get how giant asses ever became a thing
Black men





Yeah, I know. Songs from a fake band and a backdoor frontman.....but still.

Re: Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:33 pm
by R-Jack
Goober McTuber wrote: It looks photoshopped.
No doubt. If not the ass, the waistline for sure.

As far as preference, there are plenty of things you can find you can find hideous on Kim K before you get to dat ass.

My girlfriend's ass is possibly as big. She's probably about 5 inches taller so she carries it better. It's a Cuban thing I guess.

Wasn't much of a booty guy before, but I sure as shit am now.