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You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:39 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
...you're stuck on Earth, while I kick it on Mars.
You only dream you could "live the life"
We drop science and we drop it HARD. Not that any of you earthbound dead-enders would know...
Oh...and my girlfriend is from Mars. You can only fantasize about green pussy. I'm living the Martian dream.
Enjoy the 3rd dirt-fuck from the Sun, chumps.
TOO funny
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:40 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Our thin atmosphere doesn't lend itself to wind chimes...I'll give you that...
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:45 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Olympus Mons = 69,649 ft
Mt Everest = 29,029 ft
size DOES matter
too funny
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:46 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I just checked his IP, it's legit.
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:49 am
by Dinsdale
Do they have glass corks on Mars?
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:56 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dinsdale wrote:Do they have glass corks on Mars?
We use "space corks". You don't have them on your pathetic Earth.
When it's time to fry a steak or marinate a brisket, we pop 'em.
too funny
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:08 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Just stay home and enjoy your "life" for what it is...
Pathetic
You couldn't afford to live here:
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:10 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
You need, to insert more commas in places, where they don't belong. But other, than that you're off to a great start.
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:13 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
the truth
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:25 am
by The State
It's good... being "the truth".
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:29 am
by poptart
RACK Marty!
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:31 am
by BSmack
That's American bode. Very useful with Canadian strippers.
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:25 am
by Dr_Phibes
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Olympus Mons = 69,649 ft
Mt Everest = 29,029 ft
size DOES matter
too funny
Olympus Mons = 69,649 ft
Mt Everest.......................... = 29,029 ft
size
DOES matter
too
funny
FT.............
FY
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:38 am
by The State
This thread was rolling... and had some potential... then one too many Canadians entered the fray.
Sup, Phibes ?
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:56 am
by Dr_Phibes
SORRY...........................
'man'
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:42 am
by Carson
The State wrote:It's good... being "the truth".
If you say so.
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You need, to insert more commas in places, where they don't belong. But other, than that you're off to a great start.
He also needs to put completely unnecessary "quotes" around more words. But the "effort" is totally rackable.
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:40 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Agreed, solid effort Marty. Fully racked.
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:13 pm
by The Seer
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Olympus Mons
I'll see your mons and raise it.
***
edit NSFW Below Goobs is right.
danger
ok
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:11 pm
by Goober McTuber
Nice picture to have pop up at work. Idiot.
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:06 pm
by The Seer
nsfw
"An abbreviation meaning "Not Safe For Work," used as a warning tag for overpaid workers who can browse the internet at work just as long as it doesn't involve swearing or nudity."
Re: You're just jealous because...
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:36 pm
by Goober McTuber
The Seer wrote:nsfw
"An abbreviation meaning "Not Safe For Work," used as a warning tag for overpaid workers who can browse the internet at work just as long as it doesn't involve swearing or nudity."
And that shows up where in the title of this thread?