...then I'm just not sure this is going to work out. I'm sorry. Take with you the gift basket I left on the nightstand, but leave for me those little pretzels with peanut butter inside.
Re: Parodies
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 2:43 am
by trev
I have to defend myself here. We just can't have this.
Please, at least tell me you like the Jimmy Buffet song.
Re: Parodies
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 3:08 am
by Dinsdale
trev wrote:you like the Jimmy Buffet song.
Sincerely,
No One With An Iota Of Taste, Ear, Or Lack Of Inbreeding
Re: Parodies
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 3:29 am
by trev
It's a classic party song. A sing a long song. A dance a long song.
No reason to hate on it.
Re: Parodies
Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 12:44 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
trev wrote:Please, at least tell me you like the Jimmy Buffet song.
Re: Parodies
Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 1:35 am
by R-Jack
That was the stupidest thing I've heard today.....and I heard someone say they can't wear cotton because they are vegan
Re: Parodies
Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 2:58 am
by BarFlie
got to give the media props for fukin up everyone's head
Re: Parodies
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 8:17 am
by LTS TRN 2
C'mon, you lameoids, it's a parody thread..
Here's one celebrating the rapacious neo-liberal policies of those strange and alien beings we know as Leo Strauss, Milton Friedman, Alan Greenspan, etc..
(sung to the tune of Just Walk Away, Renee)
You'd always dreamed someday you'd own a home,
but now you're underwater with a predatory loan
Just walk away today
the banks can't ponzi on you no more,
they all got paid with bailouts, to their lasting shame.
You're not to blame
You'll be confused at first, afraid to fall,
but soon you'll see it really was not so bad at all
Just walk away today
the bank can't saddle up you no more,
and when they call for you, say talk to Fannie Mae,
See what they say.
(instrumental break)
Just walk away today,
The bank can't ponzi on you no more,
The endless payments of the undervalued loans game--
You're not to blame.
.
And when you see the signs that all say foreclosed,
The lots and empty houses, rows and rows,
Just walk away today,
the bank can't ponzi on you no more,
the bubble's burst, there's just a paper with your name,
you're not to blame.