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I guess it's all downhill from here.

Shit.

I called 40 half time back in the day. Even 60 seems long ago. Congratulations on making so many trips around Old Sol.

Mikey wrote:I guess it's all downhill from here.

Shit.

Does this mean Shlomo wins?

Shlomo just has to drop into his Four Corners offense and play keep-away. Preferably while holding MJ to 16 points a game.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Mikey wrote:I guess it's all downhill from here.

Shit.

Does this mean Shlomo wins?

Probably time to throw in the towel and concentrate on more important things. Like my prostate.

Mikey wrote:
Probably time to throw in the towel and concentrate on more important things. Like my prostate.

That shouldn't be that much of an issue, you should have a good view of it everyday.

Happy 60th anniversary of tearing up your mothers vajay.

Gee, Mikey, you're really old.

I know, I know. That's like shutyomouth telling you you're fat.

Congrats and a very happy 60 Mikey! Never fear, you still have about two more decades to catch Goober, so it's all good.

Just remember, once you've now turned 60, never trust a fart.

KC Scott wrote:Congrats Mikey - hope you're doing something Epic to celebrate

I'm sure he's avoiding all the really good CenCal wineries on his way to see a 70s AOR band.

:paul: ....

Happy Birthday, Old Man!

I'm sure he'll be heading down to Mickey D's for a celebratory dinner tonight...

Happy Birthday Mikey!

60 is the new 40 right..??

Happy Birthday I got a couple years to go yet..you slamming Viagra much these days ??

Derron wrote:60 is the new 40 right..??

Nope. It's still 60.

Happy birthday, Mikey.

I was thinking, we should adopt this new tradition after we die: have the last thing we googled engraved onto our headstones. It would make dark and sad trips to the cemetery a little more enjoyable.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
I was thinking, we should adopt this new tradition after we die: have the last thing we googled engraved onto our headstones.

No. No we should not.

Python wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
I was thinking, we should adopt this new tradition after we die: have the last thing we googled engraved onto our headstones.

No. No we should not.

If you have nothing to hide like a good patriot, what should you care?

I hope you have a good 61st year, Mikey.

Happy b-day.

Derron wrote:60 is the new 40 right..??

Happy Birthday I got a couple years to go yet..you slamming Viagra much these days ??

Why, you looking for a hookup? Sheesh.

R-Jack wrote:

Derron wrote:60 is the new 40 right..??

Nope. It's still 60.

Between Duhron and his aftermarket exhaust and mikey's bionic hip, I'd say 60 is the new 80.

Roach wrote:

smackaholic wrote: aftermarket exhaust and mikey's bionic hip . . .

Parts is parts.

Absolutely. A lot of people hear about the new hips and think they're a weak point but, in reality, the new hips are like tacking a Lamborghini suspension on a '67 Rambler. I think I need to drop in a short block Chevy 350.

The price one has to pay to see all those awesome bands in their heyday. Just remember 60 is the new 59! Have a great day Mikey.

Sudden Sam wrote:Welcome to the club, Mikey.

Have a good day.

ditto.....

fuck getting older, but it beats the shit out of the alternative.....

Guy I know around town and from some car things, left the tavern the other afternoon headed home in his 70 Mustang, honked on it pretty good apparently,and in the usual terminology " failed to make the corner" , rolled it over and smashed the roof and his head flat to the door posts.

I had not seen him in a couple years, but he was rolling with a suppressed .22 pistol in his belt. This local tavern, very rural is known for how fucking drunk you can get and they still keep serving you, and as long as you do not go to town, you are pretty much home free.

Shit way to go for 53.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Happy birthday, Mikey.

I was thinking, we should adopt this new tradition after we die: have the last thing we googled engraved onto our headstones. It would make dark and sad trips to the cemetery a little more enjoyable.

If you buy into the American tradition of this enbalming, casket and full blown $ 15,000 funerals, so you relatives can then go to the cemetery and relive how fucking miserable they were at the funeral and afterwards, then have at it. I get having a place to remember people, but that whole scene is fucked up, I worked in it for a number of years. Make that time as easy on your family as possible.

I will be cremated, ashes spread in about 4 different locations and the "funeral" will be a party on the lawn with kegs of beer, hopefully a couple guys playing some music, kids and dogs running around, some guns being shot and clay pigeons blasted, probably some old guys smoking dope with the younger guys, some guys on Harleys and muscle cars. I am going to leave some money to improve a drift boat launching ramp on the Wilson River, they will put a plaque there, my boys and grandsons can pour some beer on it when they launch to go fishing.

My mortician ex bro in law will not get one thin fucking dime more than it costs to burn me up and do the paper work, regardless if one of his Escalades is more than 2 years old, or his 45 foot Tolly needs gas.

Rack you, Derron.

Derron wrote:I will be cremated, ashes spread in about 4 different locations and the "funeral" will be a party on the lawn with kegs of beer, hopefully a couple guys playing some music, kids and dogs running around, some guns being shot and clay pigeons blasted, probably some old guys smoking dope with the younger guys, some guys on Harleys and muscle cars.

Do you think the trailer park supervisor will go for all of that?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Derron wrote:I will be cremated, ashes spread in about 4 different locations and the "funeral" will be a party on the lawn with kegs of beer, hopefully a couple guys playing some music, kids and dogs running around, some guns being shot and clay pigeons blasted, probably some old guys smoking dope with the younger guys, some guys on Harleys and muscle cars.

Do you think the trailer park supervisor will go for all of that?

Derron wrote: I worked in it for a number of years.

Plumber
Carpenter
Electrician
Landscaper/tree removal
dozens of professions I've no doubt missed... crab boat Captain?

and now Funeral home director... why, you must be 187 years old..

Rack your take anyway, how much does cremation cost?

Tell you the truth I really don't care what they do with me when I'm dead. I'll be dead.

If my family wants to cremate me, bury me in a place with a nice view, or feed me to the fishes, it really won't make much difference. Because I'll be dead.

I missed it. Happy Birthday. What did you do to celebrate?

War Wagon wrote:

Derron wrote: I worked in it for a number of years.

Plumber
Carpenter
Electrician
Landscaper/tree removal
dozens of professions I've no doubt missed... crab boat Captain?

It's a start...

Sin,
Atomic Panties