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Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 4:22 pm
by Wolfman
Does the kid look like this?

Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 4:27 pm
by mvscal
Just come running out of your garage screaming, stick a shotgun in his mouth and tell him to get the fuck off of your lawn.
Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 5:06 pm
by atmdad
maybe you need to watch this, or re-watch it a few time. Take notes.

Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 5:12 pm
by Imus
atmdad, you are one sharp cookie, aren't you. Did you even read the posts?
Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 5:38 pm
by Goober McTuber
Hey Sam, is this the kid:

Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 5:40 pm
by atmdad
yes, against his own interests Sam needs to begrudgingly take this kid under his wing and become a father figure for the mentally fucked up little bastard. Sam has to find somebody to leave his record player to, they probably don't need it in Knoxville.
Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 6:41 pm
by BSmack
Goober McTuber wrote:Hey Sam, is this the kid:

He said the kid was a little touched, not the antichrist.
Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 7:13 pm
by mvscal
BSmack wrote:...the kid was a little touched
What? Why is everyone looking at me?
--Diego
Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 9:56 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
mvscal wrote:BSmack wrote:...the kid was a little touched
What? Why is everyone looking at me?
--Diego
You asshole...I had that one in my sights.
:x
Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 4:16 am
by trev
Where is Dan?
What would Dan do?
Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 6:33 am
by poptart
Sam wrote:Yesterday afternoon I found roofing nails strategically placed just outside the garage door right behind my motorcycle and where my wife's vehicle parks. There is absolutely no way the nails came from the construction site without being thrown a good distance and landing perfectly in the spot they came to rest. So I'm afraid this kid did it.
You're letting your imagination run wild, Sam.
We know that such strategic organization for a purpose requires no designer.
The nails all just flew around and randomly landed in that exact position - to screw you over.
- Atheist
:wink:
Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 1:08 am
by Dan Vogel
You can't be selfish and you can't look the other way. You have a civic duty. You must go to the neighbors home and confront the boy and his parents. If he is unchecked he will gradually become more destructive and someone will end up being hurt or even killed. Do you want that on your conscience just because you are selfish? Do the right thing and step out of your comfort zone. I've been involved in these kind of situations.
Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 4:28 pm
by R-Jack
Dan Vogel wrote: step out of your comfort zone. I've been involved in these kind of situations.
Wacko kid leaving nails out = throngs of men feverishly nailing your wife's dimehole? Who knew?